Pope Palpatine does away with the Limbo

[CptStern]

Every limbo boy and girl
All around the limbo world
Gonna do the limbo rock
All around the limbo clock
Jack be limbo, Jack be quick
Jack go unda limbo stick


cue Imperial march

The Roman Catholic Church has effectively buried the concept of limbo, the place where centuries of tradition and teaching held that babies who die without baptism went.

aww does that mean the babies go straight to hell?


one half step forward 3 steps back:

The document stressed that its conclusions should not be interpreted as questioning original sin or "used to negate the necessity of baptism or delay the conferral of the sacrament."

WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE BABIES!

"People find it increasingly difficult to accept that God is just and merciful if he excludes infants, who have no personal sins, from eternal happiness, whether they are Christian or non-Christian," the document said.

It said the study was made all the more pressing because "the number of nonbaptised infants has grown considerably, and therefore the reflection on the possibility of salvation for these infants has become urgent."

I'd post a link but you've already read the important parts

 

[99.vikram]

GOD RETHINKS STRATEGY.

The almighty Lord has declared today - "Maybe subjecting babies to eternal torment is not the best way to get popular..."

 

[repiV]

Surely if babies have a 100% chance of going to heaven and the rest of us about a 0.001% chance, the only morally correct course of action is to slaughter all babies upon delivery?

 

[kirovman]

God wouldn't like that.

It would be exploiting a loophole in his heaven immigration policies.

Although there'd be nothing he could do about it!

 

[99.vikram]

It would be exploiting a loophole

It's settled then. Uwe Boll will do it for us.