Porn surfing Priest infects church with virus

CptStern

CptStern

suckmonkey
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
10,303
Reaction score
62
sweet baby jebus this is hilarious

A Swedish clergyman has quit after picking up a virus from a hardcore porn website - and crippling the entire church computer network.

Father Gunnar Svensson, from Strangnas, was exposed when technicians trying to fix the breakdown discovered he had choked his hard drive with thousands of visits to extreme pornography sites.

"He'd picked up a lethal computer virus which then infected every other PC linked to the same system. Then they found thousands of visits to very unpleasant websites," said one Church of Sweden source.
Click to expand...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3056134.html?menu=

Church authorities have not yet decided whether the minister should be formally defrocked.
Click to expand...

teeheehee


so what "extreme" porn sites do you think he was visiting?

"Filthy Fisting Friars!"
"Jesus, Crucifixtion fetish and you ... dot com"




edit: lol, wrong section!
 
Stern has weird news fetish.
 
Hahaha! Good times. :rolling:

I will NEVER understand anyone who does this on a work computer. Doesn't he have a Crackberry??
 
This is why the church is foolish. E-abstinence doesn't work; you NEED to teach people how to surf with protection so they don't catch a deadly virus.
 
Won't be long until Church of Sweden approves of animal porn. They're the most lame and watered down religious institution in the world.
 
imaginate how it was for the others

priest: ok lets check my e-mail*pop of porn site "slutty nuns of hell" appears*

priest: what the?! oh my god! what is this aag!?*go runing to alert the others*

priest: this stuff appeared in my computer from out of nowhere!

priest2: oh may lord be whit us*cross signal*

priest3: I cant watch eww

priest1: wait a minute...*look at sample video of nun getting naked,everyone looks too*...sister maria?!

sister maria:*look at everyone*...there is nothing against geting naked!

priest: oh my holyness we have to fix this quickly,we have to remove this and find the guilty one*everyone leaves room

priest3: hey sister maria......you can come to my room any time *wink*

priest4: *munbling to himself while leaving* and them they wonder why so many resort to childrens........
 
Oh man, I would have loved to be those technicians. Spilling the beans on a dirty old churchman AND getting to see some hardcore pornography? **** yeah best job ever.
 
I wonder if he was using an Apple computer. You know, like, the forbidden fruit?
 
Nun Pr0n. Acceptable to God. Says in the Bible.
 
The bible doesn't forbid sexual relations with your daughter. Check it out. It forbids sex with mothers, aunts, nieces, sisters, mothers-in-law, step-mothers, animals and other men, but doesn't say anything about sex with daughters.
 
give a guy a break, he cant exactly go out and hook up with a woman/man or anything....more internet porn = less boy rape


hmmm, i see many flaws in my argument
 
That's why you don't watch porn with an outdated internet explorer
 
The Monkey said:
The bible doesn't forbid sexual relations with your daughter. Check it out. It forbids sex with mothers, aunts, nieces, sisters, mothers-in-law, step-mothers, animals and other men, but doesn't say anything about sex with daughters.
Click to expand...
Don't forget trees!
The Monkey said:
Why not? He's not a Catholic. (And the Church of Sweden has many openly gay priests.)
Click to expand...

I'm sure it violates several rules in his beliefs/church.
 
The Monkey said:
The church have officially abolished hell and the devil, so what does he got to be afraid of?
Click to expand...

a very very disappointed baby jesus in the afterlife?


plus the church has high speed, all he had at home was dial up ..choppy streaming porn for the lose ..I give him 3 days before he begs to be let back into the church
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top