Porno Playground, wont someone please think of the children!!!

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Bartlett Grove Park sits in the middle of a subdivision. It's a favorite spot for children, and was recently the site of an adult website porno shoot.

The video clip we discovered begins innocently enough.

"I thought I'd come out for the day," says the "model."

She then exposes herself on the playground slide.
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community reactions are pretty funny

"She's definitely a tramp -- just nasty," parent Barbara Taylor said in reaction to the video.
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a porn star a tramp? noooooooooo


this is my fave:

Danny Berryhill is a Baptist minister who lives right across the street.

"I don't have the words," he said. "I'm a Baptist minister, and I have no words." FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
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* fapping may have been added

also:

"I think it's disgusting," she said. "I think I'm not letting my kids go down that slide anymore."
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meanwhile the men of the community are lining up to be the first to slide down the slide face first



Action News 5 is not publicizing the the exact web-site the video appear son, but it's full of explicit pornography, and there's a promise to visit more public places.
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OMG the promise of MORE PORN ON THE INTERNETS!!! I love puritanical moral outrage, it's just so outrageously kneejerkist



Police got on the case after Action News 5 clued them in.
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heh, door to door canvasing

"excuse me ma'am can we inspect your labia? we'd like to match your labia with labia snail trails left at a scene of a crime"


http://www.wmctv.com/global/story.asp?s=8898891#
 
I am tempted to find this on the interbutts.
 
Sauce plz.

.... she looks no too bad. For a chick can who takes cocks bigger than my forearm.
 
First of all, dont they have anything better to report?

Second of all, lol at "Police are very interested in finding this woman".
 
One would ask how they stumbled on this film.
 
While people are going off and doing this im getting more and more angry that no one is making womble porn :angry:.
 
please tell me that video is going to still be there when I get home.
 
Police were sent to the crime scene, to arrest the site owner of "hell2.com", who calls himself "Manro".

Manro was made to hand over a list of all logged IPs to hell2.com, and further investigation is underway.
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Police have uncovered several criminal suspects among the users of hell2.com, one of which is a 61 year old who goes by the code name "Captain Storm". He is believed to be a sex offender luring small children into debate and then inviting them over his house.
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It's like our evil british counterparts with goatees. Except most of us are british. Or canadian, a least. Maybe they're our brazilian counterparts.
 
current Investigation Has Made A Major Breakthrough Thanks To Inside Information Provided By Fbi Informant "rayjaymay C."

Agent Ray Is Scheduled For A Promotion By The End Of This Week.
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:)
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foxyjacky.com..........DAMNNNN! :cheese:
August 26 - I am sure this update isn't going to go over too well with the local police but I don't care. I was called a tramp and a few other not so nice things last night by the local news station. All of this because I took a few naked pictures at a park how stupid. I made sure when I did it that there were no kids around and I didn't hurt anyony when I did it so I don't see a problem. Now the local police are talking about arresting me for doing this well here is another set in the public that I shot I hope you like it and I have lots more to put up soon lol. If you have no real crimes to investigate and need to meet a quota I guess there is not much I can do here is the link check it out.
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Anything you say might be used in the court of law lolol. Hey, she's a hot blond though. :cheese:
 
So who discovered this in the first place? Probably the Action 5 anchor when he was using the office computers to search for pr0n.
 
Simply for having porn, this thread has over 1,000 views. Time to start filling my profile page...
 
Her hardcore video made me lawl, she's basically getting rammed with a stupid grin on her face going "oh yes that feels good" with little or no emotion

I recommend it, 4/5 wanks
 
Well, I respect Dalamari's opinion, so...
 
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