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[The_E]

Once upon a time there was a man with a penis long 50cm . Unsatisfied with its humongussness,he seeks medical help.Everywhere he goes doctors say the same thing.That his penis might not be as usefull as it was after the operation.So he seeks the help of a voodo doctor.The voodo doctor told him that over the mountains,lies a cave with a frog in it.If he asks the frog to marry him and the frog replies negativly,his penis will shorten 10cm.And so he eventually finds the specific cave and the frog , and would you belive it, his penis shortens 10cm after the frog said no to his question.Just about to leave the cave,he decides that 40 cm is still to long , and asks the frog again.NO! The frog replied.Again the man thought that 30 cm is still too long and decides to settle with 20cm.He returns to the cave and asks the frog to marry him.The frog replies:
"Oh goddamnit , NO NO and NO! "

 

[lefty]

That was a lot of fail.

 

[The_E]

lol what a joke.


Do not blame me for failed jokes.Or better yet dont shoot the messenger.
If you are going to post posts in the style like "this is fail" and " you suck " than dont post at all

Just trying to bring something new to hl2.net...

 

[nurizeko]

Funny, why is this thread not locked while better ones are locked before anyone can contribute?, strange.

 

[Tyguy]

im sorry but this is definitely not a true story. I would bet at least....300 dollars that this isnt true.

check your sources...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Because there's already a rate-the-last-book thread in the fanfiction section, you great nonce!

 

[lefty]

I've heard that joke before, which is some fail, but then the poster itself provides another surplus of fail. If you were really funny, you wouldn't laugh at a joke you just told. And you wouldn't have such a stupid sig.

Anyway, whenever I think of a joke I go out of my way to find a current active thread that it would be relevant in and post it there. That is the not-fail way.

 

[Druckles]

While we're posting jokes:

Spoiler

Once upon a time there was a man with a penis long 50cm . Unsatisfied with its humongussness,he seeks medical help.Everywhere he goes doctors say the same thing.That his penis might not be as usefull as it was after the operation.So he seeks the help of a voodo doctor.The voodo doctor told him that over the mountains,lies a cave with a frog in it.If he asks the frog to marry him and the frog replies negativly,his penis will shorten 10cm.And so he eventually finds the specific cave and the frog , and would you belive it, his penis shortens 10cm after the frog said no to his question.Just about to leave the cave,he decides that 40 cm is still to long , and asks the frog again.NO! The frog replied.Again the man thought that 30 cm is still too long and decides to settle with 20cm.He returns to the cave and asks the frog to marry him.The frog replies:
"Oh goddamnit , NO NO and NO! "

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Once, there was this stupid thread, started with a really stupid and unfunny joke. No, hang on, that's not it...

Ah..

This unfunny joke walked into a bar, right and....

No.

Yes! Got one!

Q: How many unfunny jokes does it take to close this thread?

A: One. Just one.