Core407
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Uwe Boll is notorious for making films that get terrible reviews and receive terrible sales, but after reading the details of his new video game based movie Postal, that will all change soon. IGN just got to watch the first 20 minutes of his 20 million dollar movie, and it makes the Passion of The Christ look like Veggie Tales - Uwe Boll is going to get rich by doing the following:
* Making Osama Bin Laden one of the main characters
* Killing school children to recreate the Columbine shootings
* Full frontal nudity of News Radio's Dave Foley
* Full backside nudity of Dave Foley as he takes a shit on the camera
Postal gets its name from the video game that follows a postal worker who goes crazy one day on the job, and decides to go 'postal' on his entire town, killing everyone in his way. If you've seen Falling Down then you get the idea, but obviously this won't be as appreciated when it comes out in theaters in America. Uwe doesn't stop there though, he also points fingers at America for their violence by laughing at how easy it is to get murderous weapons, and even takes shots at religion by having Dave Foley run a cult that follows his sexual commands in an orgy scene, and by committing felonies in public as well. It's all satire though, so it's all okay according to the foolish filmmakers - they are ready for the amount of backlash the film will gain, and are waiting with open wallets ready to rake it all in. Expect a record breaking amount of news and media controversy, our much hated nemesis might just make one of the most talked about films of the decade. Basically, Uwe Boll is going to get rich by being a jackass, and there's nothing we can do to stop him."
http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2082
Uwe Boll is notorious for making films that get terrible reviews and receive terrible sales, but after reading the details of his new video game based movie Postal, that will all change soon. IGN just got to watch the first 20 minutes of his 20 million dollar movie, and it makes the Passion of The Christ look like Veggie Tales - Uwe Boll is going to get rich by doing the following:
* Making Osama Bin Laden one of the main characters
* Killing school children to recreate the Columbine shootings
* Full frontal nudity of News Radio's Dave Foley
* Full backside nudity of Dave Foley as he takes a shit on the camera
Postal gets its name from the video game that follows a postal worker who goes crazy one day on the job, and decides to go 'postal' on his entire town, killing everyone in his way. If you've seen Falling Down then you get the idea, but obviously this won't be as appreciated when it comes out in theaters in America. Uwe doesn't stop there though, he also points fingers at America for their violence by laughing at how easy it is to get murderous weapons, and even takes shots at religion by having Dave Foley run a cult that follows his sexual commands in an orgy scene, and by committing felonies in public as well. It's all satire though, so it's all okay according to the foolish filmmakers - they are ready for the amount of backlash the film will gain, and are waiting with open wallets ready to rake it all in. Expect a record breaking amount of news and media controversy, our much hated nemesis might just make one of the most talked about films of the decade. Basically, Uwe Boll is going to get rich by being a jackass, and there's nothing we can do to stop him."
http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2082
