Prank call in my hometown

[Baal]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=E_eKoUcn7Os[/youtube]

Just...listen.

I don't talk like that by the way, I learned the English language; plus I don't live in that area anymore, I moved further away to a big city.

I received this .mp3 in an e-mail and decided to to make it into a YouTube video.

 

[mindless_moder]

"this video is no longer available" :S ?

 

[Danimal]

I can't even understand what's going on...

 

[Krynn72]

Ishtildoyeoldpopn yeh?

 

[Zannovere]

This video fails hardcore. Both of them sound like big ****ing ******s.

 

[Naudian]

Nice 3000th

Also, wtf.

 

[Maxi]

wtf?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

wtf

 

[Baal]

I thought this got deleted. what the hell, why is this thread still here.

Anyways, you guys really can't understand it at all?

Here's the subtitles:

Ringing

Wife: Hello?
Mike: Hello is Darryl Around?
Wife: Uhh…Hold on
Darryl: Hello
Mike: Hey what’s going on Darryl?
Darryl: Not much who’s this?
Mike: What are you up to bi? It’s Mike Stewart. We’re old friends from back in the day buddy
Darryl: Mike Stewart?
Mike: Yea, who’s this old dash ain’t it?
Darryl: Yea
Mike: What’s going on buddy?
Darryl: Not too much
Mike: Talked to you in a while
Darryl: Mmm right on
Mike: Just got back from out west bi
Darryl: Did ya?
Mike: Yes
Darryl: Oh yea
Mike: Working on the rigs out there bi
Darryl: Mike Stewart?
Mike: Yup
Darryl: I can’t seem to remember ya
Mike: You can’t remember me? That’s all the puffin, haha
Darryl: haha
Mike: You know me bi, I still do that shit bi, the old puffin
Darryl: Wha?
Mike: I still do the old puffin once in a while bi
Darryl: oh do ya?
Mike: You know I loves my puff
Darryl: oh ya right on, right on
Mike: So what are you up to lately bi?
Darryl: No not too much bi, not too much
Mike: ****in’ walkin’ around and shit or wha?
Darryl: Wha?
Mike: Just ****in’ walkin’ around and shit is it?
Darryl: Yea yea
Mike: Not much to do in this town bi. I got home two weeks ago and I’m ****in’ diein’ to go back already bi so I can get me puff
Darryl: Yea really eh
Mike: **** man
Darryl: Yea
Mike: No good puff down around here bi
Darryl: No not the green shit. No
Mike: **** man
Darryl: No, not really
Mike: None compared to out west out there Dash bi
Darryl: Yea really eh, oh I can imagine yea it’d be a lot better out there yea
Mike: Holy **** blow your head off out there Dash
Darryl: Yea I know, she’s boomin’ out there buddy yea
Mike: She’s kinda low-key down here man, know what I’m sayin’
Darryl: No, no, no that’s right bi
Mike: So what are you up ta lately bi? Just drink’ boozing?
Darryl: No, no buddy no I don’t even do that much no-more lately really
Mike: Still loves your puff though
Darryl: Oh yea I’d say but as far as the boozin’ goes I don’t do much of that I just take the KD on that I had some stomach trouble and that you know what I mean
Mike: Oh yea that’s not bad bi, that’s not good
Darryl: No that’s not good bi, no that’s why I can’t drink and that eh
Mike: I was workin’ on the rigs out there
Darryl: Yea? Make good money out there bi
Mike: Oh good money out there bi
Darryl: Yea yea
Mike: I get paid, ****in’, as soon as I ****in’ get paid I go over and gets my puff
Darryl: Yea that’s right
Mike: haha
Darryl: Yea right on
Mike: Sit down with the boys play a couple cards, you know do a couple tokes.
Darryl: Yea right on yea
Mike: Nothing else to do bi
Darryl: Yea that’s right, down around here there isn’t
Mike: Around here is terrible bi
Darryl: Yea yea it’s pretty uh, it’s pretty slow boy
Mike: You gotta move out west too Dash make cash for yourself bi
Darryl: Yea really yea, I can’t do that now married bi
Mike: Oh married are you bi
Darryl: Yea been married a couple years now bi
Mike: Nothing wrong with that bi, that’s good
Darryl: Four, four to be exact so the wife says
Mike: haha
Darryl: She’s remindin’ me here, four yuh
Mike: Yes I gotta get ****in’ myself a wife too bi I’m slackin’
Darryl: Yea slowed down a bit bi
Mike: Hard to get a good woman around here bi
Darryl: Yea, yea not much around here I’ll tell ya
Mike: You know me I like the big booties and the big breasts
Darryl: Yea that’s right yea yea
Mike: Plus I need a girl that loves her puff
Darryl: Yea that’s right yea, best of both worlds eh
Mike: Best of both worlds, that’s what you need these days bi
Darryl: Wha? Yea
Mike: That’s what you need…so where are you livin’ these days bi? Sydney Mines?
Darryl: No I’m I’m North Sydney
Mike: Oh you’re North Sydney are ya
Darryl: Yea
Mike: Well I’m down in the Mines on Cranberry bi
Darryl: Oh are ya
Mike: I’m on Cranberry
Darryl: What did you say your name was again?
Mike: Mike Stewart
Darryl: Mike Stewart…
Mike: You must remember me from a couple years back, probably 7-10 years ago.
Darryl: Ok who’d we, ok name some people we used to hang around with, was there anybody?
Mike: ****in’ Jimmy Smith, I don’t know if you remember him.
Darryl: Who?
Mike: Jimmy Smith
Darryl: No
Mike: Steve, ****, Steve Boudreau
Darryl: Yea
Mike: Matthew McConaughey
Darryl: No, no I don’t know them guys alright
Mike: **** bi
Darryl: haha
Mike: haha
Darryl: I don’t remember them anyway
Mike: That…**** hahaha
Darryl: The wife says you must be getting’ old, said yea must be. Yea
Mike: That’s probably cause you’re puffin. ****in’ warp the mind you know
Darryl: Yea, yea no doubt
Mike: The brain cells go after you do so much of that puff
Darryl: yea, yea, so they say eh, that’s what they say bi
Mike: Your wife love the puffin or wha
Darryl: Oh no no no, just me.
Mike: Just you stick to the puffin is it
Darryl: Yea just me bi yea
Mike: I got a gram here down the other day bi, the ****in’ grams are pretty skimpy down here Dash bi
Darryl: Yea there’s not much to them is there
Mike: **** no
Darryl: Not really boy, I’m tellin’ ya.
Mike: One good solid joint I get out of them, I ****in’ likes me puff right.
Darryl: Yea that’s right yea, but you hardly get enough for that.
Mike: No good black around here either bi. No good hash around here.
Darryl: No no, all the black is around is garbage. It’s not even worth bothering with.
Mike: Noly ****
Darryl: I gave that up years ago bi. I don’t even bother with it no more now because that was the main reason it was garbage.
Mike: Oh yea. **** you can’t buy shit at all tonight
Darryl: Yea that’s right
Mike: You ****in’ need good quality black in ya
Darryl: Yea that’s right yea, if you can get it bi yea
Mike: Crackin zzs in the 70s and 80s bi, ****in’ you know, ****
Darryl: Oh yea and used to have a variety of color.
Mike: yea haha
Darryl: You did too bi, you had blond, black, red, green
Mike: You could ****in’ take two tokes and you’d be ****ed right out of ‘er
Darryl: Yea that’s right yea, not like today I’m tellin’ yuh
Mike: These days I smoke ****in’ 10 or ****in’ 15 and don’t even catch a buzz
Darryl: Yea that’s right yea
Mike: **** sakes bi
Darryl: That’s the way she goes ol’ bi. Times are changin’
Mike: Holy **** I’d say that’s the worst buddy
Darryl: Yea that’s about the worst buddy yea
Mike: So what are you ****ing drivin’ now, you still drivin or wha?
Darryl: No buddy I’m bikin’ now. Bicycle.
Mike: A bikin’ is it?
Darryl: Yea it gets me around bi
Mike: Wish I had a bicycle bi I know that
Darryl: I’m tellin ya it’s good especially up here in North Sydney because it gets me around, like you know what I mean when I gotta go somewhere
Mike: Oh yea, ****in’ better than walkin’
Darryl: Oh yea just hop on the bike and go bi
Mike: ****in’, ****in’, what speed is it? 10 speed?
Darryl: No, it’s one of those uh 18-speed mountain bikes.
Mike: Oh **** 18-speed mountain bikes, ****in’
Darryl: Yea
Mike: Heavy Duty
Darryl: Yea the heavy duty
Mike: haha. Well **** dash bi I’ll let you get back to your wife let her watch her TV I’ll be ****in’ talkin’ to you anyway buddy.
Darryl: Alright buddy, sorry sorry I can’t kinda remember who ya are but
Mike: That’s ok buddy, **** the ol’ puff gets in the way sometimes
Darryl: Yea that’s right it’ll probably be after I hang up that it’ll come back to me, you know what I mean that kinda thing.
Mike: Oh yea **** I’ll come back here once in a while
Darryl: Yea always when it’s too late, but anyways buddy thanks for calling, good to hear from yea
Mike: Yea I’ll be talkin’ to ya
Darryl: Keep your stick on the ice
Mike: yea, ok dash buddy talk to ya later
Darryl: Ok buddy talk to ya later
Mike: Later buddy
Darryl: Bye bye

 

[Kula Meenur]

Fail.

 

[Ren.182]

Keep your stick on the ice? lol wtf?

I don't care what you say my accent is the best

 

[Pulse]

Fail.

 

[Smoke]

That`s the perfect accent to take the piss out of, this was pretty funny.

 

[Unfocused]

What does "bi" mean? oO

 

[CyberPitz]

What does "bi" mean? oO

I'm thinking he's saying "B" like "Beyotch!" but just the B part....

I don't know.

 

[Dekstar]

That there is the American version of Welsh.

 

[Baal]

doubt post

 

[Baal]

What does "bi" mean? oO

I'd say it's the exact equivalent of "mate"

Examples:

"Yea I know mate"

"Wow did you see that car crash mate?"

or

"Yea I know bi"

"Wow did you see that car crash bi?"

Unfortunately I cannot give an American equivalent example because there probably isn't one. I personally have never used the term :O

Oh, another similar term would be "homie" or "home-boy"

 

[Krynn72]

We just say "Man"

"Yea I know man"
"Wow, did you see that car crash man?"

Black people say "dog" :|

 

[Baal]

We just say "Man"

"Yea I know man"
"Wow, did you see that car crash man?"

Black people say "dog" :|

Yes, both of those would be great examples as well.

I don't think I say any of them... :|

 

[Pauly]

Fail

 

[2Fast4U]

We just say "Man"

"Yea I know man"
"Wow, did you see that car crash man?"

Black people say "dog" :|

This made me lol. Does that make me a racist?

 

[Evo]

That there is the American version of Welsh.

:shh: