Prison survival guide

[Gray Fox]

Okay people I saw this on the www.flamehouse.com forums, and thought it would be intersting enough to share it with you guys.
The flamehouse thread:
http://www.flamehaus.com/bbs/prison-survival-guide-vt33572.html

The original webpage
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/6425/survival.html

 

[kmack]

never assault a female guard, or you get the "boots put to you" by the huge male guards

thats actually pretty cool, havent read it all yet though

 

[The Monkey]

Too long, sorry.,

 

[kmack]

Too long, sorry.,

i really dont think you

A. needed to post that
B. needed to apologize
C. needed to post that

 

[SupremePain]

i really dont think you

A. needed to post that
B. needed to apologize
C. needed to post that

Well neither did you

But back on topic = WTF?

Kinda a odd subject to make a guide about but I suppose it could come in handy! I'm gonna print out the site, just incase, you know, if I get busted for murdering those proustitutes.

 

[Shodan]

Well now I'm depressed, I'll die before I go inside.

 

[Thadius Dean]

If you are raped and you have to kill the guy who raped you, won't the guards look into it? or are you actually safe?

 

[CrazyHarij]

If you are raped and you have to kill the guy who raped you, won't the guards look into it? or are you actually safe?

Well, you're probably going to be stuck there for a longer time, but the same will almost definitely not happen again.

If you don't do anything, you might get out quicker, but you're going to have to put up with the same happening again and again.

I could never ever see myself killing someone, but in this case I would probably choose the former.

 

[qckbeam]

Excellent read. Thanks Grey Fox. Most of what he says is actually good advice for everyone, not just people going through prison life.

 

[xLostx]

don't drop the soap

 

[Teta_Bonita]

^what he said. trust me