Prison? Why?

[Dog--]

You start out in prison, blah, blah, blah, but my question is: why is YOUR character there?

My character is there because he is a theif, he went to steal the amulet of the emporer, but while he was trying to be quiet in taking it off, the emporer woke up and called the guards, this is why the emporer knows me from his dreams, it wasn't a dream, it was real life! I'm not some hero, just a guy who steals from the emporer HAHAHAH!!

 

[Sui]

Wow, your story is so original.

My character was thrown in prison due to a mixture of racial hatred among the corrupt guards of Leyawin, and the fact that I'd been refusing to pay my taxes on the moral grounds that my religion - Aethism - has a strong rule against doing something you don't like. He was transferred to the Imerial prison after starting a fight with a Kajit and losing horribly. It was for his own safety.

I still don't pay my taxes.

 

[oldagerocker]

I was in prison due to a misfortunate incident of mistaken identity.

 

[Icarusintel]

My character was in prison because he got caught sodomizing a sheep... he was pretty lonely.

 

[OvA]

My character was in prison because he got caught sodomizing a sheep... he was pretty lonely.

Load up Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC and replace "Done Cheap" with "With Sheep"

 

[Que-Ever]

Couldn't say I was surprised :/

I'm in prison 'cuz I'm a bad boy, wtf?

 

[Sainku]

My guy is in prison because he killed all the children in tamriel.

 

[Qonfused]

My guy is in prision because he slept with the Emp's wife. Oh yeah -- badass.

 

[BRODIEMAN2k4]

My guy is in prision because he slept with the Emp's wife. Oh yeah -- badass.

Isn't she dead?

 

[CptStern]

My guy is in prision because he slept with the Emp's wife. Oh yeah -- badass.

the emperor is gay ...so is his "wife"


I was thrown in prison because I wouldnt sleep with the emperor (he was trying to get back at his partner for sleeping with some dude)

 

[Dalamari]

I was in prison for calling a legion guard a git

 

[OvA]

P4 2.7ghz 512mb 5200FX 128

:*( no oblivion for me, or ateast not playable framerate oblivion for me :*(

 

[Qonfused]

Isn't she dead?

You know it.

 

[Dog--]

Gross.

 

[OvA]

Gross.

Maybe he killed her with his virility?

Jumping to conclusions is bad enough, jumping to necrophelia is a rookie mistake.

 

[Qonfused]

OvA's right. It happened during the act, that's all I'm allowed to say or my angry lawyer might come down on me.

 

[Dog--]

Well, Technically speaking, if she was dead and your penis was inside her, your a necrofeliac (Or however the hell you spell it)

 

[Qonfused]

Well, Technically speaking, if she was dead and your penis was inside her, your a necrofeliac (Or however the hell you spell it)

*shiver*

 

[VictimOfScience]

I was imprisoned for starting too many inane discussion threads on the message board at the Merchants Inn. That rat bastard innkeep Velus had to report me to Lex and he threw the book at me!

(Coincidentally, the book he threw at me was Reality, and Other Falsehoods--a good read for one in jail in a videogame. )

 

[Roland Deschain]

I started complaining that all my enemies were wearing the same armour, so that they were always just weak enough so that I could kill them one or two at a time.

 

[Feath]

Doing the elephant impression in public.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Indecent exposure.

 

[Feath]

That's what I said.

 

[AmishSlayer]

That's what I said.

Heh, didn't actually read the thread until I already did a quickreply.

 

[Asknoone]

My guy is in prison because he was promoting Burger King.

 

[Cole]

My guy is a thief and snuck in there, thats why the guards had me "accidently" placed there.. I am there to assasinate the King, but it turns out...that was already done for me...
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAA.......................HASHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Maxi]

My char was in prison for masturbating in public

 

[Icarusintel]

My guy is in prison because he was promoting Burger King.

This image seems highly appropriate

 

[Kyorisu]

My guys in jail for fireballing merchants around town when they refused to give me a discount.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The reason I am in prison:

I was a privateer, working for the empire. But the boat I was travelling on was boarded by imperial officials. They thought I was an illegitimate pirate, and so threw me in the cities prison

 

[bvasgm]

For being too cool for school.

 

[Raziaar]

My orc was thrown in prison because he wasn't the right shade of green.

 

[Reginald]

I accidentally stuck a lockpick into a door with a guard watching resulting in a Bounty of 1.