Protector Wellies

[Murray_H]

I invented these for people who want to venture into the General Discussion forum

1 - Spikes: Protect yourself from attack
2 - Sweet distributor: Distract any kiddies that are annoying
3 - HL2 rumour printer: Drops random rumours around the place to keep people off your back
4 - Soapy lather gun: Fires cleaness at potty-mouths
5 - Mirror: To reflect sunlight into the eyes of people who live at their computers and have nothing better to do than be a troll
6 - Water sprinkler: To douse any flames
7 - Boobie flag: Also to distract kiddies

They'll be about £19.99 for the pair and are guaranteed to last until HL2 is released which is *printer sounds* in 2 days time! OMGWTFLOL!

/me sees a boobie flag and runs towards it

 

[Axyon]

I'll take twelve.

 

[Murray_H]

With all this hullaballoo of the leak, i suggest buying these in bulk right now

My sweatshop is making so many we are running out of material, order while you can!

 

[DarkelP]

Give me 3...no 4! This is one of the greatest offers I've seen for ages!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Make mine a double. Since I have two feet.