Puny diary! Hulk SMASH!!!!

[CptStern]

read now!! OR I SMASH YOU, puny Human


hehe:

"Hulk saw movie about bug-man and it was good but needed more smashing."

 

[63]

l o l

 

[CrazyHarij]

Rofl, this is awesome

 

[CptStern]

"Hulk been really busy - Hulk got job at local toy store and lost it. Hulk got job at local movie theater and lost it. Hulk got job at local Mc Donald's and lost it. Hulk bad at keeping jobs. Hulk is very good at smashing things though, so you tell Hulk where Hulk can work and not have to obey rules like "Do not stick puny human manager into fryolator" and smash things and HULK WILL HAVE JOB."

 

[Fat Tony!]

This is quality stuff, one of the funnyest things ive seen in a while. .

HULK TOOK QUIZ. HULK GAVE HIMSELF AN A+

1. What is your Full Name: HULK, THE INCREDIBLE
2. What color trousers are you wearing right now? PURPLE SHORTS
3. What are you listening to right now: IRON MAN DOING DISHES
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number: 69 HA HA HA
5. What was the last thing you ate: TWINKIE
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be: GREEN
7. How is the weather right now: NOT BAD
8. Last person you talked to on the phone: BEN GRIMM.
9. First thing you notice about the opposite sex: HEIGHT
10. Are you hungry right now: YES
11. How are you today: I AM FINE, HOW ARE YOU?
12. Favorite Drink: MOUNTAIN DEW.
13. Favorite Alcoholic drink: HULK DOESN'T DRINK
14. Favorite Sports: SMASHING
15. Hair Color: GREENISH BLACK
16. Eye Color: Green
17. Do you wear contacts: NO
18. Siblings: WHAT THAT MEAN?
19. Favorite Month: ANY MONTH WILL DO.
20. Favorite Food: TWINKIES
21. Last Movie you Watched: WINNIE THE POOH
22. Favorite Day of the Year: EVERY DAY IS A-OK
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out: NO. I TELL THEM TO COME OUT.
24. Summer or Winter: YES
25. Hugs or Kisses?: NO THANKS. HULK NOT KNOW YOU.
26. Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH.
27. Do you want your friends to write back: SURE WHY NOT?
28. Who is most likely to fill this survey out: IRON MAN AND JARVIS
29. Who is least likely to fill this survey out: THOR
30. Living Arrangements: IN AVENGERS MANSION
31. What books are you reading: HA HA HA.
32. What's on your mouse pad: COOKIE CRUMBS
33. Favorite Board Game: HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS
34. What did you do last night: PLAYED NINTENDO. SMASHED BAD GUYS.
35. Favorite Smells: COOKIE AND SNACK CAKE SMELLS
36. Can you touch your nose with your tongue: NO.
37. What inspires you? KITTENS AND MONKEYS.
39. Favorite Flower: THE SMASHABLE KIND.
40. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning:
"MORE TIME TO SMASH!"