Push it back, dude! Push it back!

No fair, I thought he was gonna start laughing and see that he was double jointed
 
ok, first of all, you are very disturbed if you thought that was funny but it was pretty comical when he attempted to "push it back." When i broke my arm, I didn't even want to touch it never mind "making it better by pushing it back" ....on the other hand, the kid was probably in shock and only did it because, he was in shock......your very disturbed
 
I hate skaters. They bring it on themselves.

"Yes! Lets put wheels on a piece of wood and jump onto things! Damn I'm cool! Let's make a video to show how great we are! Damn I'm good! Oops!"
*Snap* = Pure comedy gold from my point of view.

Gravity is a bitch, but we all have to learn how to deal with it... trying to jump on a rail in a supermarket carpark, in the dark, on a piece of wood... You know the risks. If I did that I would EXPECT people to laugh at me. They'll live. It might actually teach them a valuable lesson. Don't tempt fate.

If someone gets hurt by something out of the blue, such as suicide bombers, or a sewerage-icicle falling from a plane... I'll have sympathy. If somebody takes a risk for the good of others and gets hurt, I'll have sympathy. I will continue to LAUGH MY ASS OFF at these egotistical, attention seeking idiots. Keep up the good work guys.
 
Not funny a bit... Exept the "oh shit, push it back" part.:D He was in a shock and didn't even feel the pain, he was just afraid.
 
Hell its better to think of better things when that happens, I almost broke my ankle when skate boarding once, I sat there thinking of something funny, I didn't break it, but damn did it hurt like shit, had like a huge knot on it for like a week...it sucked...
 
Dude on the second video I would have beat that kids ass who pulled the chain up and made me do that if I were him.
 
i saw a video where a rollerblader landed on his face from like 3 feet up...broke his teeth in and cheekbone all the way up to his eye socket. nothing funny about that...

as for skaters....they all think they're gonna grow up to be tony hawk or something. but if they're willing to take that risk to have fun, then that's their choice :p

if some guys froze to death trying to climb mount everest, would you laugh at them too? or do you only laugh at skaters because you think they're dumb kids?
 
Non-Sequitur said:
I have no idea how old this is and I'm aware its been posted all around the place already, but its not here yet and I felt I should share. The funniest video I've ever seen on the net.
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Stupid kids.
The second guy screamed like a little girl. Reminds me of this one guy I knew, he barey scraped his knee, yet he was bawling like an infant. Very sad to see someone like that.
Anyway, that'll teach you damn kids for being stupid!
Stay off my property! :sniper:
 
Maskirovka said:
i saw a video where a rollerblader landed on his face from like 3 feet up...broke his teeth in and cheekbone all the way up to his eye socket. nothing funny about that...

as for skaters....they all think they're gonna grow up to be tony hawk or something. but if they're willing to take that risk to have fun, then that's their choice :p

if some guys froze to death trying to climb mount everest, would you laugh at them too? or do you only laugh at skaters because you think they're dumb kids?
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Where'd you see that rollerblader video? I'd almost pay money for that.

I can live with skaters as long as they continue to hurt themselves.

Guys climbing Mount Everest... well, they're psychos in the first place. I admire their ambition, but they know the risks... so they're not exactly candidates for sympathy are they? A guy slowly freezing to death on a mountain doesn't exactly strike me as funny as some show-off punk falling over a railing in a carpark anyway. I'd give mountain climbers credit for having the "exploring spirit" which has always been a good thing.

Oh... and here... have some more stupid teenager home video action.
 
That was really gross. And that kid was stupid. *shudders* I'm glad I've never broken anything. AND I'm glad I didn't dare watch the 3 or so other movies posted in this thread. ugghghgh
 
DAM, Are u sure that was a real arm?

I mean can Human arm be like that?

:dozey: :dozey: ;(

Edit:have some more stupid teenager home video action. what was that?

Was it acid mixed with gasolin? dam I bet that kid's face got fuked. :dork:
 
umm.. he blew up :/
it was chlorin and alcohol

damn that was so eew
 
Those would be funny if they weren't so horribly disgusting. That first tape was by far the nastiest thing I've seen in a while.
 
babywax said:
Those would be funny if they weren't so horribly disgusting. That first tape was by far the nastiest thing I've seen in a while.
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Love the avatar. Bring me the girl with the green eyes!
 
omg...i cant even look at that!!!!! ouch ouch. That almost looks fake...
anyone got any more??....the first one i cant watch....ouch ouch!!!!! the second and third one are fine....third one ....those people are soooo dumb
 
I remember a kid from high-school... after class he had these huge firecrackers that he was going to start throwing in through the windowa or what-not, when a teacher surprises him. I guess he'd already lighted it or something, 'cuz when he hid that thing behind him... well you know, he lost three fingers totally, and then some chunks of others.

Ooh, another kid, when we were disecting (butchering in the name of science) this goat, he grabs the laringe (tube that connects to the lungs), blows in, and for some reason, inhales. Then he started to choke, dance around, etc.. Had to be taken to the hospital to drain his lungs or something.

And the second video was the best, just for the whining part. Blasted para-medics, medelin' with darwinism...
 
man, my stomach just goes into my throat when i wanted that 2nd video. Jesus, good entertainment though.
 
LOL! That dumbass you don't shake the bottle that long. You don't even need to shake it just throw it it mixes fine without your help lol.
 
i had a friends break his arm it look almost exactly like the arm in the first movie, only he wasnt skating, he just tell on a root of a tree wrong. heard teh snap and saw the look of terror in his eyes when he look at his twisted deformed arm. i nearly shit myself. he turnout fine but was still a dumbass.

and about your shit about skaters being dumb or whatever, people do it for fun, ya know like soccer or something, and they might record it for friends and shit, i dont see how u can be so cruel when someone is injured, thats sadism. and really fuked up, i would beat your pale white ass for sayin something like that. seriously i mean id fuken rip into your ass with no regrets. until u posted that i hate no reason not to like u. people arent alwasy into thing for the glory and certainly know the risks, but thats why its called an accident, u never know when its gonna happen or how bad it will be. and u fools that are about how funny it is, your not proving your manhood or your tolerance for pain by lafing with this asshole, your just the dick supporting him.

nuff said.
 
For the love of God, King; The stupid morons were shaking up a bottle of Chlorine and Alcohol. And then you've got this other moron blowing and inhaling into a laringe. Then, you've got an idiot throwing dangerous fire-crackers into School windows.
 
KiNG said:
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and about your shit about skaters being dumb or whatever, people do it for fun, ya know like soccer or something, and they might record it for friends and shit, i dont see how u can be so cruel when someone is injured, thats sadism. and really fuked up, i would beat your pale white ass for sayin something like that. seriously i mean id fuken rip into your ass with no regrets. until u posted that i hate no reason not to like u. people arent alwasy into thing for the glory and certainly know the risks, but thats why its called an accident, u never know when its gonna happen or how bad it will be. and u fools that are about how funny it is, your not proving your manhood or your tolerance for pain by lafing with this asshole, your just the dick supporting him.
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Ahaha, I bet you're a failed skateboarder aren't you? I'd be happy to see you try and fight me. :)

How about when a skater actually gets something right? Am I supposed to be impressed? I think that's why they're doing it isn't it? To show how good they are? I'm supposed to react positively to them landing a trick? Well, laughing and jeering is the way I react when they get it wrong. I'll react however the fark I want to. They want to be showmen, they have to learn to deal with criticism.

Seriously, if I hurt myself doing what they did... I'd laugh and call myself a dickhead. I have more common sense than that though. No jumping over railings or chains for me!
 
Who the hell would mix chlorine and alcohol!?! I don't even know what the effect is, and I STILL wouldn't try it!! dumbasses...
 
How To make a Chlorine B?

Making Plastic Explosives from Bleach titi by The Jolly Roger

Potassium chlorate is an extremely volatile explosive compound,
and hasbeen used in the past asthe main explosive filler in
grenades, land mines, and mortar roundsby such countries as
France and Germany. Common household bleach contains a small
amount of potassium chlorate, which can be extracted by the
procedure that follows.

First off, you must obtain:

[1] A heat source (hot plate, stove, etc.)
[2] A hydrometer, or battery hydrometer
[3] A large Pyrex, or enameled steel container (to weigh
iti chemicals)
[4] Potassium chloride (sold as a salt substitute at health and
iti nutrition stores)

Take one gallon of bleach, place it in the container, and begin
heating it. While this solution heats, weigh out 63 grams of
potassium chloride and add this to the bleach being heated.
Constantly check the solution being heated with the hydrometer,
and boil until you get a reading of 1.3. If using a battery
hydrometer, boil until you read a FULL charge.

Take the solution and allow it to cool in a refrigerator until it
isbetween room temperature and 0 degrees Celcius. Filter out the
crystals that have formed and save them. Boil this solution again
and cool asbefore. Filter and save the crystals.

Take the crystals that have been saved, and mix them with
distilled water in the following proportions: 56 grams per 100
milliliters distilled water. Heat this solution until it boils
and allow to cool. Filter the solution and save the crystals that
form upon cooling. This process of purification is called
"fractional crystalization". These crystals should be relatively
pure potassium chlorate.

Powder these to the consistency of face powder, and heat gently to
drive off all moisture.

Now, melt five parts Vaseline with five parts wax. Dissolve this
in white gasoline (camp stove gasoline), and pour this liquid on
90 parts potassium chlorate (the powdered crystals from above)
into a plastic bowl. Knead this liquid into the potassium
chlorate until intimately mixed. Allow all gasoline to evaporate.

Finally, place this explosive into a cool, dry place. Avoid
friction, sulfur, sulfides, and phosphorous compounds. This
explosive isbest molded to the desired shape and density of 1.3
grams in a cube and dipped in wax until water proof. These block
type charges guarantee the highest detonation velocity. Also, a
blasting cap of at least a 3 grade must be used.

The presence of the afore mentioned compounds (sulfur, sulfides,
etc.) results in mixtures that are or can become highly sensitive
and will possibly decompose explosively while in storage. You
should never store homemade explosives, and you must use EXTREME
caution at all times while performing the processes in this
article.


Have Fun :(
 
That's from the Anarchist's Cookbook right? Scary stuff, dude. I never tried to do any of the stuff in there, but I used to read it lots. The worst I've ever done is make a smoke bomb using PVC pipe and those star sparkler stick things. funfun!
 
No its from a book called "How to secure your Life".

Well I never tried to do any EB, I think because I am scared. :( :E

But I did buy some fireworks and push in my M8S cigarattes. :LOL:
 
no im not a failed skateboarder, iv tried it a couple times back when i was like 13 or so but it didnt stick. i just have compassion and respect for people. and yes i would be able to beat your ass, trust me, if u live around so cali i would be willing to drive to your house just to beat your ass. im 6'2" 190 lbs and exercise everyday.
 
Well, I'm 350 pounds and I never excercise and I like to hurt people....
anywho, I have the anarcists cookbook (have no clue what possesed me to buy it) but after reading through it I relized that anyone who attemped anything in there would most definitly be blown to hell. The author William Powel? He writo it when he was 18 and the whole book is just a composition of many different "how to" sources. I see it as pure entertainment. I mean, who would want to make their own acid and actually try it?

Moral of story...don't make bombs, the government does that. And the only "bomb" I ever set off was a can of spraypaint that I heated by sticking a nail in the top of a propane torch tank and lighting the propane on fire. Then while the flame is coming out, stick the spray paint can next to the flame and take cover. I shot the can with a BB gun after 2 minutes and it made a massive explosion but I would imagine the longer you heat it, the bigger the explosion will be.

Don't try that at home...
 
KiNG said:
no im not a failed skateboarder, iv tried it a couple times back when i was like 13 or so but it didnt stick. i just have compassion and respect for people. and yes i would be able to beat your ass, trust me, if u live around so cali i would be willing to drive to your house just to beat your ass. im 6'2" 190 lbs and exercise everyday.
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Well, I hope you're willing to take a flight to Australia. I'm 6'5 and about 120kg. Figure that out in pounds. Yeah, I've got a bit of flab on me, but I'm a drummer in a symphonic metal band so I have to keep reasonably fit in order to keep my endurance levels up.

Anyway, stop beating your chest like an angry primate. It's not impressive. If you really had respect and compassion for people you wouldn't be saying you're willing to drive to someone's house and pick a fight over some nameless punk skater breaking his arm.

Edit: Oh yeah, I bet my penis is bigger than yours. :LOL:
 
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