Put yourself in Dr. Breen's suit for a while...

What would you choose?

  • I'd give my entire species and my loyalty to the splendor of the Combine (surrender)

    Votes: 9 23.1%
  • To hell with that, we'll go extinct first, but not without a fight (fight)

    Votes: 21 53.8%
  • Oh **** me, I can't choose! Where's Gordon Freeman when you need him? (don't know)

    Votes: 9 23.1%

  • Total voters
    39

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If you were handed the fate of humanity on a platter, what would you do? Hand it over to the Combine, or fight to the bitter end?

(yeah i know odds of this happening are unlikely but who gives a shit)
 
Uh, split a deal.

Not like my wimpy human ass could survive those hellfire laser things raining down on my house.
 
I would do the impossible.

walk on water and amaze the Combine
 
The combine can suck it. I mean one man beat them all lol.
 
Ghost Freeman said:
If you were handed the fate of humanity on a platter, what would you do?

The answer is obvious. Eat the platter. Duh!

I would fight to the bitter end. Certain things are worth fighting for. What was going on in HL2 (explicitly and implicitly) qualify as something worthy of fighting against.
 
We don't know much about how breen came to be in that position or what happened to Earth when the combine appeared. For all we know, earth may have had more of a fighting chance without him handing everything over. Then again, maybe his control over the populace gave them the ability to get close to the combine...close enough to bring them down.

Anyway, I'd have to know more to decide, so I pressed "Wheres Gordon?"
 
Depending on what "handing" it over to the combine would entail I might decide to do that as a way of gaining power and then using it against them. I mean Breen ended up getting plenty of incredibly advanced technology that could certainly be used against them.

We might stand a better fighting chance by using them to our own advantage.
 
I think Breen was probably being watched as much if not more than anyone else though.
 
I would give every last one of you to the combine. I would'nt be no weak ass Breen either, when you got off that train, you would be carried by a strider onto the other train to Nova Prospekt. Then shipped off to citadel.

If anyone disagreed with my actions, well.. then I would bring out the carpet bombing. All my overwatch guards would be carrying Grav guns. I would reprogram DOG to be my personall bodyguard.

I would never taunt, or boost about anything, I would simplely kill those who got in my way, personally. Once all of the earth is handed over to the combine (apart from me of coruse) I would leave earth and live on a tereformed mars.

Oh my arm would be cut off too and have a modified Grav gun grafted onto it. Cus it would be cool and stuff.

XD DIE HUMANS.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
We don't know much about how breen came to be in that position or what happened to Earth when the combine appeared. For all we know, earth may have had more of a fighting chance without him handing everything over. Then again, maybe his control over the populace gave them the ability to get close to the combine...close enough to bring them down.

Anyway, I'd have to know more to decide, so I pressed "Wheres Gordon?"

Hehe I saw your avatar and it reminded of this Futurama episode where aliens threaten to destroy Earth if they do not see the last episode of "Single Female Lawyer" and I'll just quote the President: "People of Earth, it's time to buckle up and really lick boot, I say we give our new Alien Masters what they want!" or something along those lines. :)
 
Ritz said:
I would give every last one of you to the combine. I would'nt be no weak ass Breen either, when you got off that train, you would be carried by a strider onto the other train to Nova Prospekt. Then shipped off to citadel.

If anyone disagreed with my actions, well.. then I would bring out the carpet bombing. All my overwatch guards would be carrying Grav guns. I would reprogram DOG to be my personall bodyguard.

I would never taunt, or boost about anything, I would simplely kill those who got in my way, personally. Once all of the earth is handed over to the combine (apart from me of coruse) I would leave earth and live on a tereformed mars.

Oh my arm would be cut off too and have a modified Grav gun grafted onto it. Cus it would be cool and stuff.

XD DIE HUMANS.

Spoken like true conquering alien scum, i hope there is room for an arse wipe assistant in your ranks, Ritz
:naughty:
 
Gunner said:
Hehe I saw your avatar and it reminded of this Futurama episode where aliens threaten to destroy Earth if they do not see the last episode of "Single Female Lawyer" and I'll just quote the President: "People of Earth, it's time to buckle up and really lick boot, I say we give our new Alien Masters what they want!" or something along those lines. :)

Heh, I loved that episode (Then again I loved all of them)

Razor said:
Spoken like true conquering alien scum, i hope there is room for an arse wipe assistant in your ranks, Ritz
:naughty:

I hope you don't mean literally. Because you know...that would just be wrong.

Ugh...the mental images don't bare to think about.


Oh, and terraformed Mars? :O When not just fix up earth, I'm sure it would be much nicer. Or better yet, why not find a new solar system all together.
 
Once I have destroyed all the humans of earth and moved to mars. I plan on melting the ice caps and making earth one big fish tank. I like fish, there cool.

I cant have any ass lickers in my ranks, there fun as pets for awhile, but sooner or later they go unloyal and I have to have them put down.

*Evil cackle*
 
Ghost Freeman said:
If you were handed the fate of humanity on a platter, what would you do? Hand it over to the Combine, or fight to the bitter end?

(yeah i know odds of this happening are unlikely but who gives a shit)


open console, type sv_cheats 1, followed by god and impulse 101, destroy combine.

nuff said
 
I would surrender. If I was in Breen's shoes I would of surrendered too. Man, them striders would pwn anything that come in thier way.

I would do what Ritz would do without the grav gun grafted to my arm, I would kill all threats but I won't move to Mars as well...

If I was a civillian then I would join the combine or do what Bareny does...
 
Ritz said:
Once I have destroyed all the humans of earth and moved to mars. I plan on melting the ice caps and making earth one big fish tank. I like fish, there cool.

I cant have any ass lickers in my ranks, there fun as pets for awhile, but sooner or later they go unloyal and I have to have them put down.

*Evil cackle*

Ah a crack in your demonic scheme has appeared. For melting Earths Ice caps would freeze the planet.

Meanwhile I'd gladly hand earth over to the combine. Then once they've consolidated power over the place, I'll ship over to Titan and as Ritz's evil plan insues melt the Earths Ice Caps.

I've allways wanted to live on a moon of sorts.
 
Give up you puny humans to the Combine. I mean, who can resist that office Breen has? A city view of the entire city! That would be hella expensive to rent!
 
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