Quarter life! New half life fan fic!

This stuff just has to be fake. All of his "stories" seem too horrible and mistyped to be real.
 
After the original, people try too hard. This is just a sad attempt at reliving the glory that was John Freeman.
 
The only dramatic reading I want to hear is one for Half Life: Full-Life Consequences 2.
 
Honestly, it's 1am and I tried to contain myself from busting out laughing.. I have no idea why, it was hilarious for some reason.
 
I loved the part where it goes "IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS!" and then it pauses, and the speedy music keeps playing, then after a few seconds it goes "TOO LATE!"

many luls at that part. :p
 
Although he tried to hard, I love the part about Dallas, "Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there."
 
That is homo.

The original is the best and will always be.

ZOMBIE GOASTS! :LOL:
 
oh noes! I live in Dallas!

Now I will melt down from the quarter-life :(
 
I just watched it fully. God that was shit.
 
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