Quick! Get those 16,500 Condoms to Antarctica before Winter!

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Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.

The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.

"Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable," Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.

About 125 scientists and staff are stationed at McMurdo base, the largest community in Antarctica, during the winter months when there is constant darkness.
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****ing Scientists :naughty:
 
What else are you going to do for warmth?
 
Scientists having sex?

This is dire indeed! Sins of the flesh corrupt scientific pursuit! There is a reason scientists pledge an oath of celibacy!
 
16,500 condoms for 125 people? Thats 132 per person. God damn, I need to become a scientist. Who knew they got laid so much.
 
"Man is The Warmest Place to Hide"
O_O

First one to get it get's a zombie cuddle.
 
...does this involve Willeh?
 
Yes.
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Man, anyone can get a degree in the sciences these days, my dumb **** sister who goes through several boyfriends a year is studying genetics.
 
from article said:
The first sunrise will occur on August 20 and McMurdo's population will start to increase again...
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:O Oh my seems they don't know how to use contraception
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...in September when supply flights resume
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Ah I understand.
 
nurizeko said:
Man, anyone can get a degree in the sciences these days, my dumb **** sister who goes through several boyfriends a year is studying genetics.
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That doesn't make you a scientist.
 
**** being a scientist, I'm gonna be the janitor there. I'll find all the fun spots to hide cameras. I know the scientists will get down and dirty.
 
CyberPitz said:
**** being a scientist, I'm gonna be the janitor there. I'll find all the fun spots to hide cameras. I know the scientists will get down and dirty.
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Why not just make out with the hot female scientists? Statistically there must be, like, 5 or something.
 
CyberPitz said:
**** being a scientist, I'm gonna be the janitor there. I'll find all the fun spots to hide cameras. I know the scientists will get down and dirty.
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Wait, you'd prefer to watch over getting laid?
 
ZT's pic isn't loading for me, although knowing him, I should probably be glad.

EDIT: Crap****, it loaded!
 
So if you went to Antarctica, you would get some action?

And by 'you' I mean 'I'.
 
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