quick! he's got a blade. (lol at britain)

[unozero]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/article1762835.ece



Why is Britain being so pussyfiedlol? and What do you cut your food with XD cuz this anti kife shit seems pretty common sadly.

 

[Operational]

It's The Sun.

At least that's what I hear

:arms:

 

[Vegeta897]

Let's write a news story about it so that more impressionable kids will get in on the fad.

Anybody can buy knives already; them being included in a jacket merely creates a fad. Making a news story about it just helps the fad grow.

As if the story wasn't stupid to begin with.

inb4britsdefending

 

[Kula Meenur]

A 2.5'' blade! what 14 yr old kid would know how to handle himself with a carrot stick?


inb4vegetasbritsdefendingandpeoplesayingmybrothercanhandlehimselfwithaknifelolbs

 

[Acepilotf14]

Your mother can handle herself with a knife.

 

[Zephos]

 

[lefty]

That's retarded, why the hell would you sell a jacket with a knife attached to it. If it was some kind of survival jacket, with like a ****ing built in camel pack and like, foil to make a fire or someshit, and then a pocket knife, that would make more sense. But that's just retarded.

And then the prick in the picture at the top just looks a total fool. So ****ing hardcore with your little boxcutter there, mate.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Your mother can handle herself with a knife.

She probably could





<3 Lefty

 

[Sulkdodds]

How utterly ridiculous.

But "how did you britons become so pussified" is a stupid queston to ask. As Angry Lawyer once observed, we britons are so goddamn hardcore that the government has to try desperately just to stop us constantly knifing each other over breakfast.

 

[nurizeko]

Let the kid have his knife, I'm sure it'll stop bullets.

Fookin' Britin' man, were well 'ard.

 

[Omnomnick]

Fags who carry knives round are only endangering themselves, and they think its hard cause they can pick up their mother's kitchen knife and put it in their coats.

I could do that right this moment, But I wont..

 

[-Psy-]

The Sun? lolz.

 

[Phobie]

How utterly ridiculous.

But "how did you britons become so pussified" is a stupid queston to ask. As Angry Lawyer once observed, we britons are so goddamn hardcore that the government has to try desperately just to stop us constantly knifing each other over breakfast.

This.

Also do you call it "pussified" to recall coats that are being sold to KIDS that have knives attached? In case you haven't heard, in London alone this year there have been NUMEROUS teenage gang-related stabbings (and shootings), and I'm pretty sure people are sick of losing their kids to this bullshit.

 

[Kase]

Why is Britain being so pussyfiedlol? and What do you cut your food with

yes cus we all use swiss army knifes to cut our food

its simple a knife from home would be harder to hide from teachers/parents than a small compact swiss army knife

 

[Bad^Hat]

It's a ****ing swiss army knife. What's he going to do, spork me?

 

[highlander]

No Badhat, he's going too SCREW YOU.

/gets coat

 

[Blackthorn]

Unfortunately any anti-knife law is far from overreacting. London is inundated by stabbings, once largely isolated to the black communities in South London, it has now spread up into areas such as...well, mine. A guy in my college was stabbed just the other day, luckily it wasn't fatal. As for any Americans mocking Britain for such measures, I'm incredibly thankful our gun laws don't resemble yours, otherwise this situation would be far worse than it already is. This is not a nice place to live right now.

 

[<RJMC>]

if you have guns allowed nobody would be carrying knifes

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yeah, that'd be like bringing a gun to... well, england.

 

[Druckles]

Few corrections:

What the hell is a Britain?

It's the Sun. As has been pointed out. England to the Sun is kinda like you to your president for the past 8 or so years.

The issue is that any child can get their hands on one, using the jacket as an excuse to get the knife. How would you feel if you had 12 year old kids buying trousers with guns attached to them?

Also making it news informs parents and gets people outraged in a "British" (Use the word English, dammit, it's what we are) kind of way where we go "hmph hmph" and sip our tea curtly.

Plus, it's the Sun.

 

[VirusType2]

In America, most coats come with a revolver.

 

[Mellish]

The sun doesn't count as a newspaper. I sometimes read it if I need a good laugh.

 

[Druckles]

The sun doesn't count as a newspaper. I sometimes read it if I need a good laugh.

Or some free titties.

 

[VirusType2]

In Soviet Russia ... knives come with a jacket.

 

[Kase]

It's a ****ing swiss army knife. What's he going to do, spork me?

a 2 and a half inch blade can still kill sombody

 

[VirusType2]

Especially if you stab them 666 times.

And then eat them.

 

[highlander]

and then rape them.

 

[VirusType2]

Especially if you stab them 666 times.

And then eat them.

and then rape them.

Not necessarily in that order.

a 2 and a half inch blade can still kill sombody

so can a pen or pencil, or a common dinner knife.

 

[Kase]

yes but i am sure parents dont like the fact their kids can get a free knife with a coat tbh its rather stupid why give out a free knife with it in the first place =/

 

[highlander]

Not necessarily in that order.

Rape, eat, kill!

 

[Emporius]

It's a ****ing swiss army knife. What's he going to do, spork me?

Pfft bullets. What is a piece of metal the size of screw going to do to me? :dozey:

 

[L3N!N]

Swiss army knife? Holy shit he might uncork all of our wine

 

[VirusType2]

Not necessarily in that order.

Rape, eat, kill!

No, I'm sorry, the correct answer was kill, rape, eat. I also would have accepted rape, kill, eat.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/article1762835.ece



Why is Britain being so pussyfiedlol? and What do you cut your food with XD cuz this anti kife shit seems pretty common sadly.

You have the right to use and own knifes, but not to use them inappropriately. A classic case was a video of a group of teens carrying knifes; one which even carrying a cleaver in his tracksuit waistline.

But then a knife is not going to protect them somebody swiftly kicks the person in the knee

“I asked an assistant if it was acceptable and she said it was probably a camping coat.”

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

 

[Druckles]

Tbh, I find it more interesting to eat your prey, rape them and then kill them.

 

[VirusType2]

I also would have accepted that if the context of eat was clarified.

So yeah, kids clothes shouldn't come with weapons. Agreed on that. It's a pocket knife. Great for camping and things like that. Not necessarily welcome in schools.

 

[Raziaar]

Swiss: You like our knives? Of course you do! Our knives are great! They're fantastic! Here, have a knife. Have three! Want some socks? There are some knives attached. Want a jacket, another knife!

 

[nurizeko]

Swiss: You like our knives? Of course you do! Our knives are great! They're fantastic! Here, have a knife. Have three! Want some socks? There are some knives attached. Want a jacket, another knife!

You call that a knife?, THIS IS A KNIFE!




*takes down his broadsword from the wall*

Man, thats twice I've taken down this thing this week, typical, I leave it there for years, look at HL2.net and were already resorting to armed conflict.



Also I have a jacket, it comes with a Kase attached. You take it out of its pocket and throw it at noobs until they run away in "ph34r" of his "m4d sk!llz".

 

[MJ12]

Fags who carry knives round are only endangering themselves, and they think its hard cause they can pick up their mother's kitchen knife and put it in their coats.

I could do that right this moment, But I wont..

Hey, hey, knives and leathermans come in handy for all sorts of things. That little Swiss army knife won't do much and it's incredibly stupid that it comes with a coat being sold for kids but don't categorize all of us knife carries into one fag bag.

There are people who carry them around to be hawdcowe, and there are people who actually use knives and leathermans all the time.

 

[Hellrider]

I also would have accepted that if the context of eat was clarified.

So yeah, kids clothes shouldn't come with weapons. Agreed on that. It's a pocket knife. Great for camping and things like that. Not necessarily welcome in schools.

Hey put my quote back in your sig you mother****er!