Quick qestion...

[Dr.Demento]

How do you eliminate static from fabric? It's so irritating.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

1) Stop rubbing it.
2) Don't wear it.
3) Touch metal to zap yourself.

 

[the cow says moo]

4) Profit??

 

[Dr.Demento]

I can't wear most synthetic materials because I think my hairy body is what makes static so bad. Like rubbing your feet on carpeting.

F**king little electrons! I just want to beat them all up for irritating me!

 

[CyberPitz]

Use drier sheets! They smell oh so good, to boot.

 

[ríomhaire]

Ground yourself constantly, eg, touch radiators when you walk past them.

 

[Raziaar]

Touch electronic components.

 

[VirusType2]

Cover yourself in oil.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I rofl'd

think about itttt...

 

[dfc05]

If you can't get rid of it, work around it. I used to shut car doors with my elbow.

 

[VirusType2]

Seriously though, you can use a water filled (mist-type) spray bottle to spray down your clothes. It will remove the static. It also gets out wrinkles.

 

[YROC]

Glorious hardwood flooring.

 

[Naph]

I have carpetting, and I hardly ever get static.

 

[Vegeta897]

Stop dragging your feet you bum.