quotes

[BabyHeadCrab]

post some of your favourite quotes (not from forumites from figures in history)



"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us."

Joseph Campbell

"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"

-Theodore Roosevelt

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
-Tupac Shakur

"We should deal with one another not as classes but as persons, as brothers. The more closely we work together, the more effectively can we contribute to the better health of all mankind; this should be our common objective and its achievement would make the world a happier place in which to live."

-Milton Hershey

Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.

Joseph Campbell

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.

Joseph Campbell

 

[xLostx]

Holy crip he's a crapple! - Peter Griffin.

Smoking killed my father and raped my mother! - Some guy off FG

Dear diary....jackpot! - Quagmire.
basically anything off family guy

 

[CyberPitz]

basically anything off family guy

QFT!

Peter Peter!! I Need you to grab my ears!

Ahh, best skit evar.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Holy crip he's a crapple! - Peter Griffin.

Smoking killed my father and raped my mother! - Some guy off FG

Dear diary....jackpot! - Quagmire.
basically anything off family guy

hahaha Quagmire after he finds the cheerleader bound in the bathroom stall. Some more of that wise sage known as Peter

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.


Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

 

[xcellerate]

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

Fruit and berries on strange planets either make you live or make you die. Therefore the point at which to start toying with them is when you're going to die if you don't. That way you stay ahead.

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic.

 

[dream431ca]

to be a man is to be a man is to not be a man but a man can not be a man with out being a man while acting like a man where the man is not the man.

 

[Murray]

"To the Hindenpeter!" - Peter Griffin

 

[staticprimer]

"Listen to me, Randy. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or a sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is, except for a sasquatch. If you're a sasquatch, the rules are different." -Meatwad

 

[The_Great_Walter]

Pretty old post, now, but...

Ah, so many forus in which I've answered the same quotes. Lemme see if I can remember them...

Pretty much anything
-James Bond

JT:Jesus Christ!
Pinhead: Not quite

Hellraiser 3

Priest: There are no such things as demons
Joey: Then what the **** is that?

HR 3

"You're ghostin' us, mother****er. You give up our position one more time, and I'll bleed you, real fast, and leave you here. You got that?"
-Mac, in Predator

"No more talking, and no more guessing, you gotta save yourselves from yourselves"
Rennés, in CUbe

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell"
Pinhead in one of the Hellraiser movies

"I will enjoy making you suffer, and I will enjoy even more making YOU enjoy it."
Pinhead

I'll post more if I can remember

 

[Cormeh]

*Peter Griffin follows an American platoon through the Vietnam jungle dressed as a clown*

"You guys are stupid. See, they're gonna be looking for army guys."

 

[Septih]

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli

 

[Beerdude26]

Hmmm... I'll post my Quote notepad.

EDIT : Uploaded.

It's also got some random stuff in, like a description for a trailer some guy wrote. Maybe it has some personal stuff in, please PM me if you find something.

 

[el Chi]

"When you kill people, they die." Ryan Phillipe in some film called like Cyber something Net something - whatever, it looked awesome with dialogue like that.

"I did it with the best intentions."
"Some of the worst things in the world were done with the best intentions"
From Jurassic Park 3, awesome dialogue. Seriously mind-crushingly heart-breakingly good stuff.

 

[specialmax]

barnaclegun r0x0rS my b0x0rs.- Me

 

[Sulkdodds]

"I'm going to bury that guy. I've done it before, and I'll do it again. I'm going to ****ing kill ..."

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

"I was running along and some range rover with some young lads in the back drove past and one of the lads in the back squirted water over me from a bottle, i just f*cking lost it, i got increadibly angry and didn't know what to do other than just sprint after the car, i must have literally been running over 30mph, i actually caught up with the car and slammed my fist between the words "range" and "rover" on the back, leaving a suprisingly large dent (i was really pissed off), they shat themselves and drove off fast, the face of the person sat in the back i will never forget, i must have looked like liquid metal terminator from terminator 2." - short recoil

 

[Sulkdodds]

Heh, i used to hone reaction speed and eye hand coordination by blocking bb's fired at me from 10-20 metres with a katana (a blunted s/s one i have, don't worry i'm not stupid)

 

[CptStern]

"Religion is the opiate of the masses" - Karl Marx

"God has no religion" - Mahatma Gandhi

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." - Seneca, Roman philosopher



"It is not known with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein


"I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill." - Mahatma Gandhi



"I find war detestable but those who praise it without participating in it even more so" - Romain Rolland


"I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars." - Abbie Hoffman


"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush


"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - George Bush


"I think this is a very hard choice, but the price--we think the price is worth it." - Madeline Albright responding on whether the deaths of 500,000 iraqi children under the age of 5 was worth it


""Of course the people don't want war. But after all, it's the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it's always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it's a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger." - Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials



"You have to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight" - Bruce Cockburn, Canadian musician

 

[kirovman]

I go running a lot and the thing that pisses me off about cars is pollution. Sometimes when theres a lorry going the same speed as me, chucking out fumes i just get really angry, sprint faster than the lorry and give the driver the middle finger as i overtake him.
I don't drive a car and don't really intend to.
Yet every other human HAS to have their own car as soon as they can, piss me right off.

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

See sig.

 

[Solaris]

Jeremy Clarkson is a prat.

I like crushenators sig:

"I really want some decent elf porn that isnt geeky"

"From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs."
Karl Marx

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

Jeremy Clarkson is a prat.

Jeremy Clarkson is teh man.

 

[Beerdude26]

"I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars."

ROFL

 

[Reginald]

"To the Hindenpeter!" - Peter Griffin

"MY GOD PETER! HOW DO YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?!" - Joe Swanson

As said before, pretty much anything from Family Guy. Namely, Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson, Glen Quagmire and Adam West.

"My name's not Adam We... or is it? How did you get this number? Don't ever call this place again. *slams phone down* Nobody messes with Adam We." - Adam We(st)

 

[spookymooky]

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
-Douglas Adams

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. "
-John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987

"Ryan Schrader is the the biggest threat to organized civilization we have yet encountered."
--Mrs. Wilgus

"Eagles may soar free and proudly, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."

"The existence of the flamethrower is proof that, at one point, someone said, 'I really want to light those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.'"
-George Carlin

"You wouldn't worry what people thought of you so much if you realized how seldom they did"
-Mark Twain

"Remember: if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off."
-Unknown

"I'm not a smartass... I'm just sarcastically gifted."
-Pete Holiday

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Einstein

 

[bvasgm]

"Sometimes I think, maybe I want to join the army. I mean, it's basically like FPS except better graphics."
-FPS Doug

 

[Dog--]

Pretty much all the quotes in between the missions in Call Of Duty, those are cool...

"Fat man with his kids and dawg - Drove in through the mo'nin fawg - Hey there rover Come on ova -- Red headed lady reachin fo' an apple - gonna take a bite - nope, nope - gonna breath on it foist - Whipes it on her blooouuussseee! - cheeeews it once - twice - three times - She looks Angryyyy!!! Takes a long hard look at randy.. - Four times - Fat old husband walkin ovuuhhh - there they go, walkin down the road - left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot - (Lois throws an apple at Randy Newman)

-Randy Newman (Family Guy)


I love this job more than I love taffy, And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy (Chewing Taffy) mmmm, ooohhhhh, mmmmMM, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, uuuhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM (goes on for about 10 more minutes)

-Mayor Adam West (Family Guy)

 

[AntiAnto]

"Je vous ai compris!" - Charles de Gaulle

 

[Sulkdodds]

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

Oh the irony.