Raccoon bites off rapists penis.

[CyberPitz]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

 

[highlander]

I...


The eyes...

The eyes....

 

[Hazard.Squared]

That's why you don't **** with Sly Cooper!

 

[Iron Kat]

It does not surprise me at all that this is from The Sun, the UK's joke of a newspaper.

 

[Sheepo]

Iron Kat saying something negative really shows that that newspaper must be ****ed.

In other news, ANIMAL JUSTICE.

 

[Disrupted_Hunter]

He probably deserved it...both the man and the racoon

 

[Iron Kat]

Iron Kat saying something negative really shows that that newspaper must be ****ed.

Indeed.

 

[the cow says moo]

He got exactly what he deserves, including the rabies he'll die from in a few weeks... the perv.

 

[swan_song1973]

pwnd.

 

[McGooTheWise]

 

[CyberPitz]

THAT'S AN EXIT ONLY!

 

[Tyguy]

was he trying to shove his junk in the things mouth or something?

some animals are going to evolve to have teeth in their a-holes because of mankind...

 

[Vegeta897]

This would be much more interesting if you switched "rapist" and "raccoon".

 

[CyberPitz]

Rapist bites off Rapists penis?

Raccoon bites of Raccoons penis?

Spoiler

I know what you meant, but when I first read it, that's what I thought. With VERY, VERY graphic imagery.

 

[the cow says moo]

was he trying to shove his junk in the things mouth or something?

some animals are going to evolve to have teeth in their a-holes because of mankind...

Since I can't post hyperlinks right now, Google "teeth +film +wiki"

 

[freakyflor]

lulz pwned

I bit off a rapists penis once.

I ate it.

Spoiler

No srsly I did

 

[Mech Man]

Raccoons , is there anything they can't eat?

 

[PvtRyan]

Raccoons , is there anything they can't eat?

Your penis. Cause there isn't any meat on it.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

When I heard the dude was a rapist, I thought he was raping a women/boy/girl

But a RACOON? Epic LOLs

 

[the cow says moo]

Your penis. Cause there isn't any meat on it.

Ooh, burn.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

The raccoon even looks cute with his teeth out, no wonder that man couldn't resist him.

 

[CyberPitz]

Are you trying to insinuate you'd try to rape a raccoon if you saw it?

Now THIS I have got to see.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

in Russia racoons bites of your penis?

(got nothing...but really it's weird enough in itself)

 

[Ravioli]

inb4 those pics that appeared on 4chan of some dude getting a blowjob from a Raccoon (looked like it)