Radioactive cat

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yes... my cat has super powers. It can spew radioactive goo at things. Today no less than 10 times, its sprayed this strange yellow glowing goo from its mouth. Some say its a stomach infection... but lets see them question the feline's powers when their faces are melting from Radiactive Cats death spray.

I now have a stain on my carpet though, my nice braind new carpet... I used disinfectant to wipe it all up and you can still see the mark

 

[Ames]

I demand pictures.

 

[kirovman]

Yes... my cat has super powers. It can spew radioactive goo at things. Today no less than 10 times, its sprayed this strange yellow glowing goo from its mouth. Some say its a stomach infection... but lets see them question the feline's powers when their faces are melting from Radiactive Cats death spray.

I now have a stain on my carpet though, my nice braind new carpet... I used disinfectant to wipe it all up and you can still see the mark

Been swimming around Sellafield, have we?

 

[Ennui]

It was glowing?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Am i being a bit shallow here or is it wrong to be more concerned with your cat than some carpet...is he/she gonna be ok? how bad is it. A cat is a living thing...a carpet is stupid, lets you walk all over it, bud dum pish!

 

[Hazar]

woot, just wait till it's hair falls out

 

[<RJMC>]

pffft my cat trow lighting bolts from its eyes

 

[Stigmata]

My cat sleeps. For 20 hours at a time.

How's that for a superpower?

Hope your cat is OK, Farrow.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Its fine, its just a bit ill thats all. If it were seriously ill, I'd be a lot more concerned. I've had that cat most of my life.

 

[Datrix]

I will rewrite what Farrow said, the way my cat is.

Original:

Yes... my cat has super powers. It can spew radioactive goo at things. Today no less than 10 times, its sprayed this strange yellow glowing goo from its mouth. Some say its a stomach infection... but lets see them question the feline's powers when their faces are melting from Radiactive Cats death spray.

My Version:
Yes... my cat has stupid powers. It can spew liquified fur at things. Today no less than 100 times, its sprayed this stinky brown liquified fur from its mouth. Some say its a massive hairball... but lets see them question the feline's powers when their faces are twisted from Lazy Cats stink spray.

:E

 

[CREMATOR666]

I got a radioactive Racoon! He can build dams in 20 seconds!! wait....or is that a beaver?

 

[kirovman]

I got a radioactive Racoon! He can build dams in 20 seconds!! wait....or is that a beaver?

I had a radiactive dog.

It died of lymphoma.

 

[Narcolepsy]

I had a radiactive dog.

It died of lymphoma.

That's very sad.


Your cat shouldn't have rolled around in that radioactive goo, Farrowlesparrow.

 

[xLostx]

My cat used to have super powers.
He used to spray bad smelling stuff from his pen0r.
Because of this power, he no longer has testicles.

 

[oldagerocker]

Farrows cat is turning into a Bullsquid

 

[Ames]

Farrows cat is turning into a Bullsquid

What a crappy cat.