Rapture Classifieds (funny, spoiler free)

[Bad^Hat]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/rapture-classified-ads.php

Clever

 

[Wanted Bob]

Very funny.

"That new bathysphere smell..."

 

[Bad^Hat]

*wants an invisible moustache*

 

[AmishSlayer]

"Ghosts that won't even show skin"

 

[Planetary]

Will hack for good food.

 

[Raziaar]

I like the bees shooting from hands one. :cheese: