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This undated mug shot released by the Middletown, Ohio, police department shows Michelle Allen, 32. Allen was arrested Sept. 27, 2008 after she allegedly impeded traffic, urinated on a neighbor's porch and chased children while wearing a cow suit, according to a Middletown police report.
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http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-.../081003/480/7eb2ddf1278042b2badeaa1232f1a382/

moooo!
 
After She Allegedly Impeded Traffic, Urinated On A Neighbor's Porch And Chased Children While Wearing A Cow Suit, According To A Middletown Police Report.
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Wtf :|
 
Thats one badass cow. :eek:
 
There are many cow puns to be milked from this.
 
Hes currently detained and imprisoned, i dont think he will reply anytime soon.

EDIT:

Raziaar is black?
 
CptStern said:
I just realised the caption said "she" <looks again> ...that's a she? makes the story even funnier
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Can't distinguish black people?

lol.

And yes, it's me.


Druckles said:
Seriously, man, don't throw a cow.
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Please... please for the love of god don't tell me in England you guys say "Don't throw a cow".

It's "Don't have a cow"!
 
Raziaar said:
Please... please for the love of god don't tell me in England you guys say "Don't throw a cow".

It's "Don't have a cow"!
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Ah crap, my bad. I wondered why my sentence didn't make sense.
 
Cpt. Stern is milking the story too much.
 
whatever the word describing the usage of other words in place of the original words as a play of joke is what i want to put before this word: ftw


what what
 
It's called a pun. We do love to milk puns.

Hoofing idiots.
 
Damn. I was going to say "This is bullshit"

But it was taken already.

Oh well, I have exercise to do. Gotta strengthen my calves.
 
I guess she couldnt hoof it fast enough to avoid capture. They better keep that ugly cow fenced in jail for awhile!
 
Who on earth would dairy to do something so wild?
 
Anthrax (mad cow disease) is the only explanation. Why would she stampede and attempt to trample those children?
 
Oh I lol'd, and produced even more bloody saliva.
I f*cking love puns.
 
thats so moooooooooch crazy

lol get it?

cuz it have moo and cow are famous for making the moo noise.....
hehe......
mooooo......
 
I probably laughed at RJ more than anyone else's awful attempts at puns
 
Allright the show's over, nothing to see here. Moo along.
 
Baby... I'll whip you up some of mama's finest chocolate mousse.
 
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