Real Life 2004 - Almost as good as Real real life!

[nw909]

I found this site while surfing the internet.

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

I found it pretty interesting, and so did a few others. It is a game in which the point is to live your life as a person. You can have your person randomly generated or make one yourself. Where you live will effect how well you are off, etc. It is quite interesting. Sorry if this was already posted.

Direct download link: http://www.educationalsimulations.com/downloads/Lives.exe
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Ok, this is my story:

YEAR 0:
I was born a girl in a village in the state of Tamil Nadu in India, not far from the city of Tirunelveli.

My parents have named me Basha. My surname is Gopalan. My mother, Gajra, is 26 and my father, Balraj, is 32. I have a brother, Chandresh, who is 1.

India is currently in war in Kashmir state.

YEAR 1:
My mother found a job

My growth was stunted from inadequate protien (wtf india)

YEAR 2:
Father found a job

YEAR 3:
Mother found a new job (wtf)

The fighting in the Kashmir state is now over

My brother Nataraj is born

He has a fsecking congenital heart anomoly
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It goes on for a long time and gets more fun, I love this game type thing, you should try it!

 

[CyberSh33p]

sounds like an overdramatic text book :|

 

[nw909]

sounds like an overdramatic text book :|

Nevar, you must try it.

I just set my stupid ass on fire and almost died, supar fun.

edit: Haha, my husband fell and got paralysed but continued his tour of duty, huh?

 

[CyberSh33p]

alright, I will, after I finish city of heroes ;P

is it text based, graphical, fps without the s, rts, what?

 

[nw909]

Text based and graphical, but you can make investments, get addicted to drugs, get involved in crime, get shot up, etc.

I died at 73 years old from an infection :\

 

[Neutrino]

It sounds like the most boring thing on earth to be honest.

If I play a game I need aliens, explosions, and violence. :sniper:

 

[nw909]

Damn you all!11

The people on Something Awful loved it.

 

[crabcakes66]

what an awsome ****ing game..... I died before i was one.

 

[Z|insane]

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Lakewood in the state of Colorado in the United States.

My parents have named me Gerald. My surname is Daniels. My mother, Dawn, is 34 and my father, Jeffrey, is 34. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
Sister Dorothy born.

3 years old
4 years old
I've had measles.

Sister Martha born.

5 years old
Brother Jeremy born.

My brother Jeremy has died of anencephaly in childbirth.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
My sister Dorothy began school.

8 years old
9 years old
My sister Martha began school.

10 years old
11 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 2 people have died and 33,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

12 years old
13 years old
Took up smoking.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Melissa Harvey.

Rejected by Melissa Harvey.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Robin Morris.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
Robin Morris broke off our relationship.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Marie Weinstein.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

Marie Weinstein broke off our relationship.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Rachel Tucker.

We've begun seeing each other.

16 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

17 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

Rachel Tucker broke off our relationship.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Lois Elliott.

Rejected by Lois Elliott.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Teresa Armstrong.

Rejected by Teresa Armstrong.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Rebecca Robinson.

Rejected by Rebecca Robinson.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Barbara Perkins.

Rejected by Barbara Perkins.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Dianne De Haan.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Dianne De Haan.

My sister's boyfriend Harry has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Harry began college.

19 years old
Began work as a scavenger of used goods.

Decided to look for a job.

Gave up smoking.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Donna Van Nuys.

Rejected by Donna Van Nuys.

My sister Dorothy has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Dorothy began college.

My sister's boyfriend Craig has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Craig began college.

20 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

Began work as a soldier.

21 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 3 people have died and 36,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Moved away from home.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Jean Massenet.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Martha has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Martha began college.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister's boyfriend Craig has been placed on academic probation.

22 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

Applied for and received public assistance.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Dorothy has been placed on academic probation.

My sister's boyfriend Harry has graduated from college with a degree in Engineering.

My sister's boyfriend Harry began graduate school.

23 years old
My girlfriend Jean is not ready for marriage.

My girlfriend Jean has graduated from college with a degree in Art.

My girlfriend Jean has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

24 years old
Lost my girlfriend Jean by being too forward.

My sister Dorothy has graduated from college with a degree in Economics.

My sister Dorothy has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Harry Flores and my sister Dorothy have married.

My sister's boyfriend Craig has graduated from college with a degree in Literature.

My sister's boyfriend Craig has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Judy Franco.

We've begun seeing each other.

Dorothy has left her family.

My sister Martha has graduated from college with a degree in Pre-Law.

My sister Martha began graduate school.

26 years old
My sister Dorothy's husband Harry has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in English.

27 years old
Left the military.

Began work as a military sergeant.

William born to Dorothy Flores

Donald Rogers and my sister Martha have married.

28 years old
Judy and I are now engaged..

Judy Franco and I got married this year.

29 years old
My sister Martha has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Astronomy.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

31 years old
My mother has been cured of depression.

32 years old
My father has congestive heart failure.

33 years old
34 years old
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

My father has been cured of ischemic heart disease.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My country is involved in a major war abroad. 73,173 American soldiers have been killed.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My father has died at age 70 from kidney disease.

Helen born to Martha Rogers

Son Denis born.

36 years old
Peace.

Son Joseph born.

37 years old
38 years old
Patrick born to Dorothy Flores

Son Arie born.

My wife Judy has been cured of depression.

39 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Retired.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

41 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Donald born to Martha Rogers

42 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

My sister Dorothy's husband Harry has died at age 45 from suicide.

43 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

44 years old
45 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

46 years old
47 years old
48 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

49 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 3 people have died and 46,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

51 years old
52 years old
My mother has a peptic ulcer.

53 years old
My mother has died at age 91 from a heart attack.

Inherited money from my parents.

54 years old
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Refused to risk money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

56 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

57 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

58 years old
My wife Judy has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

59 years old
60 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

61 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

62 years old
Risked money on a get-rich-quick scheme.

Tried the lottery but didn't win anything.

63 years old
I have a melanoma.

64 years old
Died at age 64 from melanoma.

 

[Z|insane]

OMG.... I was infirtile in the game and my wife became pregnant... Aborted that kids ass so fast, then dumped the chick.
55 years old
Died at age 55 from lymphoma.

 

[merc]

lol quite an interesting life story there

-merc

 

[Z|insane]

Dude I could post the second one, I made a million dollars but lost half of it on a fuggin stock.

 

[thehunter1320]

alright, I will, after I finish city of heroes ;P

NO! STOP THE MADNESS! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYNG IT FOR TOO LONG! YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION!

 

[crabcakes66]

I made 3 million by the time i had retired(at 60) on the last one.

Lived to 82...died of a heart attack.

 

[CyberSh33p]

NO! STOP THE MADNESS! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYNG IT FOR TOO LONG! YOU NEED AN INTERVENTION!

damnit no! I need my coh! my... precious!

 

[The DemonWithin]

Yay i died of a stroke at age 101, and my whole family died before me, i win.

 

[CyberSh33p]

I get an access violation if I try to have a child thats hilarious!

 

[Gunner]

I get an access violation if I try to have a child thats hilarious!

LOL !

 

[Varg|Hund]

I outlived my daughter, and died at 111 =/

Wasn't this game in this months issue of PCGamer, btw?

 

[OCybrManO]

Whoa... my life sucks so far. Suffice it to say that I was born in Chad to a poor family with 10 children.

 

[PvtRyan]

I moved out of house when I was eleven. Still playing to see how it ends.

Ok... **** this.... I've turned gay with a 13 year old boy

 

[CyberSh33p]

pvt ryan, that doesn't surprise me somehow

 

[PvtRyan]

pvt ryan, that doesn't surprise me somehow

No worries, I'm not gay, turns out I'm bisexual, I'm with a girl now

Whoopsie, I'm now a 16 year old dad on drugs, my life rocks.

 

[CyberSh33p]

wow. rofl. you rock.

 

[PvtRyan]

wow. rofl. you rock.

I know. But that slut left me and left my daughter too

 

[CyberSh33p]

better than an 'access violation' everytime I try to click 'have child'

 

[PvtRyan]

better than an 'access violation' everytime I try to click 'have child'

I just found out I've been homeless for 15 years and I have two kids ON THE STREETS... go me!

I've been beaten up by my wife... this is awesome

 

[CyberSh33p]

rofl! you are pwned!

 

[Spork]

""My daughter's girlfriend Tu'ui-fang has graduated from secondary school.""

well...that was unexpected...i got jailed for 8 years and come out to find my daughter with another girl haha fantastic

 

[PvtRyan]

rofl! you are pwned!

Yah... I died at 49 of an infection... even before my parents.... :stare:

 

[PvtRyan]

36 years old
My wife hit me with a brick.

pwned.

tenchar

 

[OCybrManO]

WOOHOO! My second life was much better.

I was born in Orlando, Florida and later moved to Inglewood, California and finally to Buffalo, New York. I was a company president that made over $111,000 a month (I asked for a raise every year even if they offered me one when the year started) with a total worth of $16,498,902 at the time of my death! I could have had so much more money than that but I liked living in luxury :E. I died at age 77 from a combination of colon and bladder cancers.

At age 75 I found out I had colon cancer I and thought "well, that sucks" and I got bladder cancer the very next year. By that time I knew I was going to die very soon, so I put everything I had into high-risk stocks. They happened to give me a 60%+ return in their very first year... which happened to be my last year.

 

[Immortal]

This is great. I was born in China and i started to do human rights things and eventually the police aressted me and tourtured me. Then they released me and this repeated for about 10 years until they sent me ito prison for four years. And when i got out i comited suicide!! lol

 

[Crushenator 500]

died at 38 from a heart attack ;(





iron maiden - the number of the beast

 

[Stigmata]

This game is great:

Qi-Chao (Self) (Male)

"You've met a new boy, named Pan Shi-k'ai, whom you are attracted to. Would you like to get involved romantically?"



I'm gonna choose Yes, just for the hell of it.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Try having a baby with him :|

 

[PvtRyan]

Try having a baby with him :|

Try marrying him in a country like Afghanistan or Iran

 

[Zuckerhutbomber]

I worked as a doctor, although I graduated with an advanced degree in Government.
In Poland. :O

 

[AcousticToad]

FFS...I was a girl in Mexico, studied law and government, got raped at 14, married at 15, husband died at 19, got raped again at 30, got a kid out if it, all my sisters died, my son had a few illnesses. At 47 years old I died from an infection. Left 47 million in debt to my 17 year old son.

 

[Shippi]

73 years old
My daughter Rada's husband Daniil has lung cancer.

74 years old
My daughter Rada's husband Daniil has congestive heart failure.

My daughter Rada's husband Daniil has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.


Poor Daniil