Real Michael Jackson is dead!

[Ome_Vince]

Amazing

So ya see, the real king of pop has been dead for years

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

LOL !
Awesome article

 

[ktimekiller]

Fake site!

 

[The Mullinator]

lol, I love The Onion.

 

[OvA]

Seriously, why don't we have a thread for every Onion article

 

[JNightshade]

Yeah, for shizzle. This and the Daily Show/Colbert Report are the only news worth seeing!

 

[VirusType2]

The creature that claims to be Micheal Jackson.

godamn that was funny.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Yeah, for shizzle. This and the Daily Show/Colbert Report are the only news worth seeing!

What's sad is a lot of people do get most of their global news from the Daily Show/Colbert Report.

 

[<RJMC>]

lololololol

 

[Kamikazie]

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Whoa, for a second there I ACTUALLY believed the first 2/3 paragraphs. Until I read the date

 

[Raziaar]

Okay, that was hilarious.

 

[Ome_Vince]

Hehe, some sick uncontious part of me wants to believe it, so we can get the cool Billie Jean performances and distance them from the weener.

O well, i thought the article was funny, nice work put into it

 

[CyberPitz]

I lawled.