Real Zombies...kinda

[Hectic Glenn]

Check this news article

Some scary stuff there!

 

[xLostx]

cool but there wasn't any eatting of the brains

 

[Doppelgofer]

my god...how very slappy

 

[Tr0n]

Holy shit....

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

 

[Ames]

Pfft, mosquitos. Yea right, more like Umbrella.

AM I RITE?!?!

 

[outpost]

oh noesss

shens is rite!!


/me goes to stock up on guns and explosives

 

[B-MAn]

I wonder they come back to life and walk around...or they jus flap around the floor like a fish cept with like blood and vomit and stuff

 

[spookymooky]

Sounds like theyre actually semi-counscious: "individual behaves in extremely violent ways "

 

[outpost]

Tis be fake

 

[B-MAn]

hmm....could be some violent flapping i guess.

no eating of the brains braaaains..brrraaaiinns.....braiii- oo a penny!

EDIT: lol nice avatar spookymooky

 

[ben5015se]

well, that could help humans in varius ways such as people with heart failier and heart attacks, think of the help it would serve

 

[spookymooky]

hmm....could be some violent flapping i guess.

no eating of the brains braaaains..brrraaaiinns.....braiii- oo a penny!

EDIT: lol nice avatar spookymooky

Thanks

 

[Shamrock]

Oh noes.. We are all doomed.. Doomed to be zombies that is!! Wooooo hooo!! I want to be ze zombie!!

 

[Tr0n]

well, that could help humans in varius ways such as people with heart failier and heart attacks, think of the help it would serve

...can also be used as a biological weapon.

 

[mortiz]

fake...

That's not even the BBC website.

 

[joule]

Haha. That's great, if it's true.

 

[short recoil]

hehe, if that was real it would be slightly worrying.

 

[Shamrock]

fake...

That's not even the BBC website.

Lolz.. This man is correct. That place = teh fake.

 

[KoreBolteR]

as long as these 'flies' stay out of the UK, im happy.

 

[ben5015se]

yes it is fake, it is an i.p that uses sumthing like ms serrver, you can tell its fake becouse of the link's like the i.p. isnt the same as the asia links... what a load of crap

 

[kirovman]

"Send to a friend" reveals:

Send the page:
Syrian troops vacate Lebanese HQ

Looks like they just modified that story... ie the words.

And the bar on the right hand side is all about Syria/Lebanon.

 

[short recoil]

as long as these 'flies' stay out of the UK, im happy.

If temperature in the UK increases by i think 3 degrees then we can have malaria carrying mosquitos in the summer coming over.

If that does occur then i'm suiting up in an nbc suit with gas mask which will provide full body protection and i'll arm myself with a lighter and a deodrant can.

 

[nick_t]

YOU GUYS GOT PUNK'D! Look behind you - it's Ashton Kutcher!

 

[outpost]

Lolz.. This man is correct. That place = teh fake.

GOD DAMMIT I SAID IT FIRST!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

YOU GUYS GOT PUNK'D! Look behind you - it's Ashton Kutcher!

And....hes turned into a zombie! RUN!

 

[Icarusintel]

damn, i was really hoping this was gonna be true, i want to kill zombies, cause it's cool

 

[Shamrock]

GOD DAMMIT I SAID IT FIRST!

I am sorry. I didn't see. Please put that gun away!! No don't do it!! Nooooooo...

*Dies dramatically

 

[ne0_shiny]

Even if the virus could somehow restart the heart...why would the muscles spaz out
On all the victims???

 

[Feath]

That's not even written like a BBC article.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

That's not even written like a BBC article.

That sounds like zombie talk to me.
Get him lads!

 

[DeusExMachina]

Check this news article

Some scary stuff there!

Dude...holy crap...

 

[Feath]

That sounds like zombie talk to me.
Get him lads!

Oh, that's just ridiculous.

(By the way, can I borrow your brain?)

 

[Pesmerga]

Tis be fake

sexors outpost.

Yeah, it looked real for a second, then I noticed the ip. :<

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Oh, that's just ridiculous.

(By the way, can I borrow your brain?)

Hey, you still haven't given me my visual cortex back from the last time!

 

[LittleB]

Even if it was real, they wouldn't be real zombies, because with real zombies (Mawmen aren't real zombies either) their disease spreads through biting each other, not through flies or headcrabs.

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

My ultimate dream is for the world to be over run with cannibilistic zombies that only be killed with a shot to the head. That would be wonderful.

 

[Burn]

Fake yet funny.

 

[Lemonking]

damn I hoped it would have been real

 

[Feath]

You people have weird goals in life.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I wish it is real so I can spread it all over the place and live a life in a "real" Resident Evil Might be fun