Rectal Breach = Death.

[Dog--]

The source

Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

In other news, I am working from a beanbag from now on. Sweet merciful crap

That chair must've been a pain in the ass.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=152058

 

[Darkside55]

My name is Dog--. I don't read the forums. I can't be bothered to scroll down the page.

My hero is CptStern. I hope one day I can be just like him. I'd like to think I'm on my way.

 

[Dog--]

D: sorry

 

[Cornerstone]

Tell this to 1 guy 1 jar.

 

[Raziaar]

My name is Dog--. I don't read the forums. I can't be bothered to scroll down the page.

My hero is CptStern. I hope one day I can be just like him. I'd like to think I'm on my way.

Pretty much.

<3 Dog--

 

[Dog--]

For the record, it's not even on this page, even IF I scroll'd down it isn't there.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

it's not even on this page, I scroll'd down it isn't there.

hahaha

 

[hool10]

Goatse.

 

[evil^milk]

Hands down, one of the worst ways to go.

Imagine that!

"May I ask how your son died?"
"He was sitting in a chair when the gas canister exploded, sending chunks of metal through his anus."
"..."

"ROFL"

 

[Kula Meenur]

Goatse.

I lol'd.

 

[swan_song1973]

that'll do it i guess.