Red vs. Blue

[Anthraxxx]

ok. So who wins? Red Army or Blue Army?

 

[babywax]

Read: Cold War

 

[Anthraxxx]

cold war? What's it about?

 

[Tr0n]

The cold war...?

 

[Jhahn2k4]

There was some guys ice fishing, and he was all like, MEH, D@TZ mey fishjz0r!!11!

And all mayhem ensued.

 

[CyberSh33p]

reds always win

 

[Anthraxxx]

meh. I forgot to add this link-> http://www.redvsblue.com for people who don't know what RvB is...

 

[Letters]

Red, because they have FIRE!

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Blue, because they are blue, which is my favorite color.

 

[Pressure]

Red because they have all the best characters. Blue stole Lopez and that pissed me off. We'll get him back some day. Sarge is pretty funny. I like both sides but I like Red even more.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

Yeah. Even I am partial to the Red army. Especially the whole "Puma" thing. Classic!

"Simmons, get the Warthog."
"Heh. You mean the Puma?"

And Sarge - "Goddamnit, Private. Shut your mouth, or I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!"

 

[nw909]

"Ahem, I'd like to thank the academy, I'd like to thank my agent, and my wife Jenna"
"Sarge, what are you doing? We're not here to accept an award"
"So I guess we're presenting an award"
"You think they really hired videogame characters to present an award?"
"Well they hired that David Spade"
"Nah, He's probably got a secret sex tape with one of the workers or something"
"Wait a minute, we're not presenting an award and we ain't getting an award, don't tell me we're one of those filler peices they use to waste time while the monkeys are backstage getting ready for their trophy parade"
"Sarge, what can I tell ya, its a tough buisness, and we can't all sleep our way to the top like that slut Lara Croft"
"If you need me I'll be in my dressing room"
"Yeeeaahh, thats the broom closet there buddy"

 

[63]

"That would be the El Chupacabra"

 

[Maskirovka]

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=blue&q2=red&B1=Make+a+fight!&compare=1&langue=us

http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/...red+army&B1=Make+a+fight!&compare=1&langue=us

red owns, obviously

 

[Sulkdodds]

Whether it's in the Cold War or Team Fortress, Reds are best. It's the most sexually charged colour, dontchaknow.

 

[GhostValkyrie]

"That would be the Chupacabra, sir."

"Hey, Griff! Chupathingy. Whad'ya think about that? I like it... Got a ring to it."

 

[thenerdguy]

Red all the way.

 

[Direwolf]

sings "Do you like Pina Coladas.....Griffs only got half a brain..."

 

[Sui]

well red is the colour of walm: of red blooded, warm blooded mammals. Red is naturally a welcoming colour to us, while blue is cold, harsh and unforgiving. Dont ask y, its just instinct...

 

[Sulkdodds]

But what of lizard-kind? I and my reptilian kin find blue so much more pleasing.

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Hmm I voted blue becuase even though red have the experience of sarge, blue have shira the tank and ghosts on their side... So they have strength in sheer power. Oh and blue are not as easy to see at a distance like red are, even if it is the most sexually exiting color ;o)

Oops got serious there.. Wont happen again.. 4 real

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Don't make me choose!

 

[dawdler]

Green Green Green Green Green Green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CrazyHarij]

Blue, of course.
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