Religions?

[Pressure]

Anyone here part of any religion?

I personally perfer to hail Satan. He'll always give you what you want.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I worship METAL. It's pretty EXTREME.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Dekstar]

I'm a scientologist.

 

[Raziaar]

I worship cows. I guess that makes me Hindu.

But no wait... I am the Cow God... they worship ME!

 

[xcellerate]

He'll always give you what you want.

Then he gives you what you deserve.

 

[Crushenator 500]

I personally perfer to hail Satan. He'll always give you what you want.

You can't always get what you want... but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need

 

[Vass]

I'm a druid monk, so I guess that means I live with apes.

 

[Sebastian]

catholic

 

[The Brick]

I'm a Spaghetti Monsterian.

 

[ailevation]

I worship "I"

 

[DeusExMachina]

I only worship METAL.

 

[PvtRyan]

< Pastafarian.

 

[Slacker]

I'm a Bokonist.

 

[v1p3r]

I worship METAL. It's pretty EXTREME.

-Angry Lawyer

Best religion thread rebuttal EVER.

 

[evil^milk]

Sikh brotha here.

 

[JNightshade]

I don't believe in diddly squat. I find a sort of beauty in plenty of things, but I don't attribute it to some all-knowing deity or six-armed cow woman; I just respect it for what it is.

 

[Sulkdodds]

-- SCIENCE!

 

[JNightshade]

-- WAR IS PEACE!

 

[Aenama]

Lutheran on paper,to keep family happy.
but what I really think is a different story.

 

[Shodan]

HGfgiLig is the one true religion.

 

[TheHamster22]

Anyone here part of any religion?

I personally perfer to hail Satan. He'll always give you what you want.

Uh oh it's a comformed noncomformist! HO CRAP >_<

 

[evil^milk]

that is hands down the coolest hamster ever on your avatar.

 

[Cole]

I worship CptStern. In fact I just finished my mile high statue of him!

 

[Pressure]

Well all those who say they worship metal it's the same as worshipping Satan. He's the head of the church of metal. I'm his right hand man. I hang out with the four horsemen all day.

 

[GhostBoi]

no.

 

[Pressure]

Yup.

 

[GhostBoi]

No seriously, I am serious.

 

[Dekstar]

I'm glad no one here has said anything bad about scientology. I'd have to sue them....


Praise Xenu.

 

[Pressure]

No seriously, I am serious.

Serious about? I'm not getting what you're trying to say here.

 

[Cole]

I'm glad no one here has said anything bad about scientology. I'd have to sue them....


Praise Xenu.

Xenu is pretty poor in bed.

 

[Pressure]

It's true, but if Xenu asked Satan to make him better in bed Satan would grant him that power.

 

[PvtRyan]

I heard Satan listens to Linkin Park

 

[evil^milk]

Therefore, Satan is emo. :bonce:

 

[Pressure]

Nope, that is a lie made up by Christians. Linkin Park is actually a spawn of God, the bastard.

 

[GhostBoi]

Serious about? I'm not getting what you're trying to say here.

Read the original post.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Linkin Park isn't even emo. So that entire point is invalid.

ARGUMENT INVALID.

And Satanism > Worship of Satan

 

[Pressure]

Well, when Satan dies I take the throne so you better get in good with me. I only have to kiss his ass a little longer before I kill him.

 

[repiV]

Hardened atheist, though I'm very much tempted by Buddhism. Surely one of the greatest things the East has ever offered the world. Not that I would ever consider myself "religious", even as a Buddhist.

 

[Skaadi]

Catholic.

 

[Bad^Hat]

The nine divines are boring. Daedra? They're never boring.