remember kids...never have sex with a steel bench

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Many an adolescent boy, hormones raging, has succumbed to the siren song of a hump-able inanimate object (the mattress cushion, a toilet paper roll or in one cinematic instance, a pie). But let's hope they learn a lesson from the 41-year-old Hong Kong man who almost lost his penis as a result of intercourse with a steel park bench.
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http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/

he's asian...how could he get stuck? ;) j/k
 
I was reminded of a puppy ****ing a cushion when i read that post.
 
Hahaha. I remember seeing that on the news the other day, funny shit. Even a few of the students I tutor were talking about it.
 
the bench is in weekly therapy now
 
He's going to need the practice, being rusty n all.
 
You got the best grandpa jokes Glenn. The best.
 
he decided to attempt to satisfy his sexual appetites by inserting his penis into one of numerous small holes in a steel park bench
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Bwahahaha

He must have felt no... END of frustration. LOLOLOL
 
How could you possibly pleasure from doing that anyway, I mean a steel park bench, what the hell was he thinking.
 
I wonder if it was a cold day too, the metal would've been freezing!

Maybe his balls of steel attracted him to the bench? :D
 
o gwad, wtf is with these people now a days tisk tisk


but LOL
 
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He was aHEAD of the compet- Oh wrong thread.
 
How does it actually fit there?


Seriously, that hole looks like it wouldn't hold 2 fingers at once.
 
I rape my shirts, and anyone I can get to wear them if they're sexy enough to pull it off.

Steel benches on the other hand......
 
The notorious bench rapist strikes again. This time, the bench was not letting him get away with it.
 
lol, in the video, they said the firefighters tried to release some of the pressure by "removing some blood"


D:
 
He had sex with a steel bench, his standards are probably pretty low..

He probably got a stiffy being inside that big metal Ambulance..
 
Dog-- said:
He had sex with a steel bench, his standards are probably pretty low..

He probably got a stiffy being inside that big metal Ambulance..
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If you know what he means :naughty:
 
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