Request: Plumbed Poem

[AgentXen]

I am wondering if anyone that loves to write poetry,could possibly write a poem for me thats titled "PLUMBED"
I need this for academic purposes.
If anyone is intrested please post the poem here.

I leave you with this picture for a little insparation:

 

[baxter]

Why would anybody post a poem to you based on a picture of somebody getting smashed on the head with a toilet ?

Explain .