Research proves asians have small dicks?

[CptStern]

Should the Definition of Micropenis Vary According to Ethnicity?

Objective: We determined whether the existing reference values for the diagnosis of micropenis are appropriate for optimal care of neonates in a multiethnic environment like Vancouver. Methods: The stretched penile length and width were measured in 105 full-term newborn males of Caucasian (n = 40), Chinese (n = 40) and East-Indian origin (n = 25). Results: Mean length -2.5 SD was used for the definition of micropenis and was 2.6, 2.5 and 2.3 cm for Caucasian, East-Indian and Chinese babies, respectively (p < 0.05). This is close to the widely accepted recommendation that a penile length of 2.4- 2.5 cm be considered as the lowest limit for the definition of micropenis. Conclusion: Mean penile length and diameter are slightly but significantly smaller in newborns of Chinese origin compared to newborns of Caucasian and East-Indian origins.

so sorry

http://content.karger.com/ProdukteDB/produkte.asp?doi=10.1159/000050013

how does one research this? canvas the redlight district? poll women who've had multiple ethinic lovers from different cultures? ask men to line up, drop their drawers and say "awww" ..what social significance can this possibly have? (except that there's less employment opportunities for asian porn stars?)

btw "size doesnt matter" was made up by some guy with a micropenis ..or the girlfriend of a guy with a micropenis

 

[Vegeta897]

I thought average penis lengths by race was already a known fact, and that Asians were on the smaller side.

Doesn't everyone know this?

 

[Druckles]

Asians have larger heads, statistically, I believe. And on average Africans have smaller heads.

So I'm not surprised

 

[V-Man339]

Basically everybody has already heard or believed this one.
*Writes down to send to Mythbusters*

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

this is news?

thought it was established long ago that Asians had smaller penises.

 

[Vegeta897]

this is news?

thought it was established long ago that Asians had smaller penises.

I'm thinking the actual article is really more about the definition of the term 'micropenis' and whether it should be different depending on the average penis size. But stern likes to gloss over these boring details to make for more catchy thread titles.

Asians having a smaller average penis size is not news, you are correct.

 

[Bad^Hat]

A-so smaaaru.

 

[99.vikram]

Conclusion: Mean penile length and diameter are slightly but significantly smaller in newborns of Chinese origin compared to newborns of Caucasian and East-Indian origins.

Awesome.

 

[MJ12]

White Power!


Hey, isn't SimonomiS one of them ashuns? Let's shun him!

 

[xcellerate]

Size doesn't matter...unless it's small.

 

[Ennui]

Yeah, thank god I don't have a small penis. I imagine that'd be easy to worry about.

 

[MJ12]

Yes, Ennui's penis is very mediocre, I'd say oh, 7-9 feet.

 

[Ennui]

Yeah, it's a tad embarrassing, but at least I'm not one of those guys that have to deal with a 4 foot penis. I mean, talk about tiny.

 

[MJ12]

Not a bad idea! Kari could do the research. :naughty:

Hahah! Yes. O_O

 

[Reginald]

Wow, I never knew I was Asian!

 

[MJ12]

Wow, I never knew I was Asian!

I did. :naughty:

 

[CptStern]

this kid has two reasons why he doesnt measure up:

http://dlisted.com/node/26494

 

[Asuka]

Lmfao!

 

[Jintor]

Well, shit.

 

[Kula Meenur]

how does one research this? canvas the redlight district? poll women who've had multiple ethinic lovers from different cultures? ask men to line up, drop their drawers and say "awww" ..what social significance can this possibly have? (except that there's less employment opportunities for asian porn stars?)

btw "size doesnt matter" was made up by some guy with a micropenis ..or the girlfriend of a guy with a micropenis

The conduct and level of appropriate measurement in the study would have to be as correct as possible or the study could violate validity and therefore research = fail/pointless (lol a pun).

If it's legit, they would have had to have conducted specific interveiws with the participants (of variance in race of course) in a regular way or their findings wouldn't be considered valid (Ie: interview every participant at home/ten days after having sex).



Also lol if findings are true




edit: Lol that's a full Research Design Lab Report. Can't possibly be invalid.

 

[kineaesth]

Aren't these studies usually done by condom manufacturers?

 

[Raziaar]

 

[Azner]

Well, shit.

Indeed

 

[bbson john]

That's upsetting, tho I know long ago that my penis is shorter than foreigners'.

Anyway, sexual experience has not much thing to do with penis size.

 

[Azner]

That's upsetting, tho I know long ago that my penis is shorter than foreigners'.

Anyway, sexual experience has not much thing to do with penis size.

Where have you been.
Anyway i also remember you once saying that ours are more effective before in a thread similliar to this.

 

[Cormeh]

Such small b'ness

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Wait a minute, this is the most pointless ****ing study ever conducted.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Wait a minute, this is the most pointless ****ing study ever conducted.

Not as pointless as that study which showed on average how many miles people walk in they're lives while making they're beds.

 

[Jerry_111]

Indeed

Shit.

 

[Jerry_111]

so sorry

http://content.karger.com/ProdukteDB/produkte.asp?doi=10.1159/000050013

how does one research this? canvas the redlight district? poll women who've had multiple ethinic lovers from different cultures? ask men to line up, drop their drawers and say "awww" ..what social significance can this possibly have? (except that there's less employment opportunities for asian porn stars?)

btw "size doesnt matter" was made up by some guy with a micropenis ..or the girlfriend of a guy with a micropenis

micropenis is actually a bad example of the general size we're talking about, though. Micro is like... REALLY micro. And rare.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Wait a minute, this is the most pointless ****ing study ever conducted.

Wait a minute, this is the most pointless ****ing study ever conducted.

pointless

POINTLESS

/Awaits certain death from lots of friendly azns

 

[Raziaar]

So as Chris Tucker would phrase himself "Blackinese" in Rush Hour, does that mean he borders on average?

But, seriously this is a very insensitive thing and you don't need studies to somehow lend validation to such prick comments to make, since people are always using this sort of thing as racial antagonizing.

 

[Druckles]

Wait a minute, this is the most pointless ****ing study ever conducted.

Not as pointless as the study to determine most accidents in the home happen in the kitchen.

 

[highlander]

Well, shit.

your avatar suits this thread.


Amirite?

 

[The Monkey]

Not as pointless as the study to determine most accidents in the home happen in the kitchen.

Or the one that discovered that fish need water to live.

 

[Druckles]

Or the one that discovered that fish need water to live.

I think not.

 

[CptStern]

So as Chris Tucker would phrase himself "Blackinese" in Rush Hour, does that mean he borders on average?

But, seriously this is a very insensitive thing and you don't need studies to somehow lend validation to such prick comments to make, since people are always using this sort of thing as racial antagonizing.

ironic considering who wrote it ..or co-wrote it

Should the Definition of Micropenis Vary According to Ethnicity?
Pik Shun Cheng, Jean-Pierre Chanoine

Endocrinology and Diabetes Unit, British Columbia's Children's Hospital, University of British Columbia, Vancouver, B.C., Canada

 

[Raziaar]

What's your point? That an Asian person wrote it, or even researched it What does that have to do with what I said?

 

[Azner]

/Awaits certain death from lots of friendly azns

<Insert Certain Death Here>

 

[Kula Meenur]

<Insert Certain Death Here>

*dies from overwhelming penor attack*