Researchers Answer: When should I ask her out?

[BlueWolf72]

http://www.scitechbits.com/2009/08/24/researchers-answer-when-should-i-ask-her-out/


Researchers Answer: When should I ask her out? read the article and find out!

I headed to the club!

 

[Tyguy]

"excuse me miss, i couldn't help see you from afar and I felt compelled to ask you....when do you typically get your period?"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Thursday, when I muster up the courage to stop being a pussy and tell her I like her before the weekend.

 

[Stigmata]

Before it's too late.

 

[VirusType2]

If you can smell her vag, go for it.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Before it's too late.

GO FORTH MY SON

 

[Rizzo]

Fyck do people get money to do research like this?

 

[CptStern]

if the answers in the article is anyting but "immediately" they are wrong. they should know immediately that you are attracted to them. none of this pussy footing around

 

[No Limit]

Just don't turn in to this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3S0h3yzueE

 

[Darkside55]

Why bother asking women out anyway? Just answer ads on CL; you know they're horny then.

 

[The Monkey]

if the answers in the article is anyting but "immediately" they are wrong. they should know immediately that you are attracted to them. none of this pussy footing around

Pussy foot.

Anyway, this is quite useless, as I don't usually know the period cycle of most unknown women.

 

[No Limit]

Anyway, this is quite useless, as I don't usually know the period cycle of most unknown women.

It's easy to tell. If she's being a total ****ing bitch it probably means she's on her period.

 

[Darkside55]

If she's being a total ****ing bitch it probably means she's on her period.

Or just being a woman.

 

[Krynn72]

Or just playing hard to get. In which case she wants you to rape her.

 

[tesher06]

When my coldsore goes away I will.

 

[Robbo]

Fyck do people get money to do research like this?

Exactly, as if it makes that much difference anyway. I never understood what social science research is for, it's not like people are suddenly going to be running around checking the rubbish of strangers to know when they should ask them out

 

[Acepilotf14]

I headed to the club!

What the shit, wolfy.
You're married.

 

[Darkside55]

What's that got to do with anything? Let the man go to the club!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

It doesn't matter if she wants kids or not, she'll want that dick when the egg is in place.

 

[Stigmata]

GO FORTH MY SON

It might be too late. I have one week.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It might be too late. I have one week.

Do it you butt.

 

[VirusType2]

If you need to read research papers to find out when to ask a girl out, you're screwed.

Oh, hi Pam. Listen, I was wondering - are you ovulating? I was thinking maybe we could go out to dinner later.

 

[jverne]

Do it you butt.

i read that "do it in your butt", which is a good alternative if she's ON her period!