Revenge

[Harryz]

Okay, I'll keep this short; today I asked 2 friends to go to the bakery for me and get me a small slice of pizza. As they were coming back from the bakery, they went through the park and sat on the swings. As they sat on the swings, a dog came towards them (my friends are scared of dogs and ran like girls). The food was on the floor and in a half-covered bag and the dog started licking and sniffing the food. The owner then quickly made the dog move along.

Knowing the food had been licked, yeah, they gave it to me without telling me what happened to it. I ate the pizza and then afterwards they told me what happened to it. They laughed at me all day.

I want some revenge.

Okay, I got 2 things in mind, putting Laxative in their drinks, but before I do this, I want to know the following.
1) Is there a possible chance of illness from using it?
2) Is it possible to get non-tasting Laxative?
3) How long will they be on the toilet for a normal dosage and how long will it to take effect?
4) Can I buy it in my local Chemist?

Or I might put crushed-up viagra into their drinks, but I want to know:
1) Is Viagra illegal in the UK? (I was told it was)
2) Any side-effects to it?
3) Will it still work if its dissolved in a fizzy drink?
4) If its legal, where can I buy it?

Although I want revenge badly, I don't want to put any physical pain upon them such as illnesses from these.

 

[dantewilliams]

wow a dog licked your pizza, sounds like your the priss here.

 

[CptStern]

you're breaking the law if you spike someone's drink ..you never know how someone may react to what you're putting into their drink


all they really did was not tell you a dog licked the BAG where the food was in ..you dont know how much he licked ..oh and have you never been licked in the face by a dog? same thing

I think you're overreacting and what you're planning can be criminal

 

[Evo]

Sit down and talk to them. Explain your issues with them not informing you of the 'Dog licking' issue, and that as a bunch of good friends you can work through your differences and live long and prosperous lives without further reference to this incident

:|


:E


Or just slip some Absinthe or Aftershock into their nice double vodka and coke

 

[*~Alex~*]

LOL hmm id be well annoyed bt still tht stuff is pretty harsh. Tho saying tht me n mate were going to put a laxative in the girls drink at school coz she bullied us both for a long time, rele spiteful and up herself thus we thought tht wud be a nice way of showing her up and getting our own backs, however in the long run when i look back im glad we didnt coz my god tht wudda been so bad n if ppl found out we did it they mite laugh at the time bt they would think we were properly nasty even if she did deserve it. Oh n i wud call serious shitting constantly, vile pain for the whole day tbh so dont do it n it cud make them ill.
Viagra...well i dont think tht wud make them ill bt i did hear of some guys who took sum for a laugh bout 17/18 year olds n well lets jst say it didnt go away for like 3 days n it caused pain haha

I can see why u wanna get revenge bt its not tht bad what they did cudda been worse n spesh if u got ill or sumthing if u do do something back to them do a more practical joke, for a laugh kinda thing rather than sumthing tht cud be a bit extreme n not nice.

 

[Glirk Dient]

Put a date rape drug into their drink and bend them over the table. They will think twice about messing with you again.

 

[Harryz]

I think you're overreacting and what you're planning can be criminal

Well there goes my plan down the drain.

 

[Solaris]

The next time you get them something, say a drink. After they have drank it (without you putting anything into it) tell them you pissed in it.

 

[xombine]

Put a date rape drug into their drink and bend them over the table. They will think twice about messing with you again.

Yes. Thats obviously the most logical solution.

 

[$kelet0r]

Put a date rape drug into their drink and bend them over the table. They will think twice about messing with you again.

QFT :bounce:

 

[CptStern]

Well there goes my plan down the drain.

literally :E

 

[Uriel]

Put a date rape drug into their drink and bend them over the table. They will think twice about messing with you again.

FANTABULOUS!

 

[Beerdude26]

Put a date rape drug into their drink and bend them over the table. They will think twice about messing with you again.

Poppers

 

[Solaris]

Do my plan, its legal!

 

[Uriel]

Ahahaha, totally unrelated. An ad wants me to "win the game". Its b-ball with a bunch of black guys, cept my cursor looks like a crosshair. Thought i was suppose to shoot'em.

 

[xcellerate]

back in my old dorm, we had a public fridge, and one of the guys kept getting his pizza stolen. He ordered pizza one night, finished only part of it, pleasured himself on the rest and smeared it around to disguise it, and left it in the fridge with his name written on the box.

When he noticed the pizza was gone, he made an annoucement to our dorm at one of our meetings. oops.

 

[Nat Turner]

Okay, I'll keep this short; today I asked 2 friends to go to the bakery for me and get me a small slice of pizza. As they were coming back from the bakery, they went through the park and sat on the swings. As they sat on the swings, a dog came towards them (my friends are scared of dogs and ran like girls). The food was on the floor and in a half-covered bag and the dog started licking and sniffing the food. The owner then quickly made the dog move along.

Knowing the food had been licked, yeah, they gave it to me without telling me what happened to it. I ate the pizza and then afterwards they told me what happened to it. They laughed at me all day.

I want some revenge.

Okay, I got 2 things in mind, putting Laxative in their drinks, but before I do this, I want to know the following.
1) Is there a possible chance of illness from using it?
2) Is it possible to get non-tasting Laxative?
3) How long will they be on the toilet for a normal dosage and how long will it to take effect?
4) Can I buy it in my local Chemist?

Or I might put crushed-up viagra into their drinks, but I want to know:
1) Is Viagra illegal in the UK? (I was told it was)
2) Any side-effects to it?
3) Will it still work if its dissolved in a fizzy drink?
4) If its legal, where can I buy it?

Although I want revenge badly, I don't want to put any physical pain upon them such as illnesses from these.

You had it coming if you're dumb enough to have friends like that AND to trust them. You're a sucker, what can I say.

 

[Icarusintel]

Really, you should just skip the shennanigans and kill them - you'll be doing all of us a favor

 

[StardogChampion]

LOL hmm id be well annoyed bt still tht stuff is pretty harsh. Tho saying tht me n mate were going to put a laxative in the girls drink at school coz she bullied us both for a long time, rele spiteful and up herself thus we thought tht wud be a nice way of showing her up and getting our own backs, however in the long run when i look back im glad we didnt coz my god tht wudda been so bad n if ppl found out we did it they mite laugh at the time bt they would think we were properly nasty even if she did deserve it. Oh n i wud call serious shitting constantly, vile pain for the whole day tbh so dont do it n it cud make them ill.
Viagra...well i dont think tht wud make them ill bt i did hear of some guys who took sum for a laugh bout 17/18 year olds n well lets jst say it didnt go away for like 3 days n it caused pain haha

I can see why u wanna get revenge bt its not tht bad what they did cudda been worse n spesh if u got ill or sumthing if u do do something back to them do a more practical joke, for a laugh kinda thing rather than sumthing tht cud be a bit extreme n not nice.

Stop typing like a retard. I'm not even going to attempt to read that.

On the note of revenge, I would've just smashed their faces in. Although the laxative thing would also be fun.

 

[CptStern]

maybe she's prejudiced against vowels

 

[Nat Turner]

maybe she's prejudiced against vowels

Hehe that or the English language.

 

[Beerdude26]

Stop typing like a retard. I'm not even going to attempt to read that.

Don't scare away the poor gal

 

[Adrien C]

You need prescription to get viagra and it only works if they are arroused.

 

[Que-Ever]

here's something that I've suggested before, and does not involve any spikings...
wait until they aske you to sleep over at one of their houses or whatever... then, when/if they fall asleep, take a ton of plastic cups, fill with water, and put them in front of the bathroom. If it's in a hallway, fill the hallway. If not, just cover a really big area. It's probably best to do it after a night of drinking.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Once, me and a few friends were at the local park having something to eat. A dog came along, and sniffed around in my mates bag (we didn't do anything, the situation was hilarious).

Then it grabs a bag of sandwiches and tried to rip open the content. Eventually the dog didn't give a sh*t, so it ate the sandwich....And the Bag!

We never saw the Dog again.........