Riddle thread, part 2

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Hey, you guys remember that riddle thread a while back? Like months ago. Lets do it again, it was much fun!

Rules:
1)1 riddle at a time.
2)continue guessing untill someone does or everyone most give up
3)NO GOOGLING!

Ill start us off:

What row of numbers comes next?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
 
no god dam number riddles, they not fun:

I got a good riddle:

"when will Half-Life 2 be released?"

the UlT1M4T3!1!!!11
 
Six Three said:
no god dam number riddles, they not fun:

I got a good riddle:

"when will Half-Life 2 be released?"

the UlT1M4T3!1!!!11
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April 2004.

I hope.
 
oh snap woadies... i is bout it with riddlez. yall white boyz dont know tha score.......



"it is red, but doesnt sleep in a bed.
it is round, but weighs less than a pound.
it is high, but its not dry.

what is it?"

haha yall will never get that 1 foos.
 
Whats the name of the song this is quoted from and whoes the artist.

"When I think about you I touch myself O O O"
 
one of Weird Al's songs. Polka Your Heart Out i think :)
 
coolio2man said:
Whats the name of the song this is quoted from and whoes the artist.

"When I think about you I touch myself O O O"
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I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
 
errr is that right? ill post thje next riddle anyway. fender seems confident enuf.

Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends. He pockets the leftover $2 and goes home for the day! Now, each of the three friends gets a dollar back, thus they each paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night. We know the bellhop pocketed $2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent. Where did the other dollar go????

btw, i DID get this off a website but i know the answer as my maths teacher told it to us. or was it my drama teacher? i cba to remember. enjoy
 
wtf :S
u sure that works ??? i just tried it on a piece of paper and it doesnt make sense

EDIT: hehe, just googled it, pretty nice riddle
 
Well I don't know what I am doing but Let me participate:

1337-909-0-1111!!-1010100019.

:Laugh: Its a HKey number.
 
I dunno how u answer that. Your adding up the wrong numbers to make it look like its wrong... how else do u say it?

The guys now have $3
The bellhop as $2
The Hotel has $25
Total = $30

Its just changing the numbers around to confuse people, Its a riddle, but its hard 2 explain the answer :)

I don't have another one..
 
There are three doors to three rooms. Each room has a light in it. In the room that connects the three rooms are three light switches. How can you work out which switch does which light?
You can flick the switches as much as you like, but can only go into the three rooms one after the other (and you can only visit them once).
 
G0rgon said:
Well I don't know what I am doing but Let me participate:

1337-909-0-1111!!-1010100019.

:Laugh: Its a HKey number.
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I found this site that really helps when navigating the HL2 forums :p .
 
hahhahhahahaa, MAN THAT WAS a real Joke.

WTF is going on? I said I don't know the Riddles, and everybody are posting numbers so I posted Number too. WTF is wrong with that.

I hate Spammers:
 
lol. that is funny. read the posts nex time g0rgon..... dont just think:
"ohhh numbers..... i can do that too (with kand00)!!"

does anyone know what kand00 is?
its a UK brand of bayby toilet paper.
Yes.
Ass-wipes.
and the advert goes:
"i can doo it too- with candoo"

and the REALLY funny thing is u see a little girl wiping her ass.
 
Suicide42 said:
lol. that is funny. read the posts nex time g0rgon..... dont just think:
"ohhh numbers..... i can do that too (with kand00)!!"

does anyone know what kand00 is?
its a UK brand of bayby toilet paper.
Yes.
Ass-wipes.
and the advert goes:
"i can doo it too- with candoo"

and the REALLY funny thing is u see a little girl wiping her ass.
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What would be funny instead of the mum referring to the red carpet and saying "who put that there?" there would be shit all over the walls and the little girl tries to pass it off on the frog "he did it!"

I am soooo weird :)
 
Suicide42 said:
lol. that is funny. read the posts nex time g0rgon..... dont just think:
"ohhh numbers..... i can do that too (with kand00)!!"

does anyone know what kand00 is?
its a UK brand of bayby toilet paper.
Yes.
Ass-wipes.
and the advert goes:
"i can doo it too- with candoo"

and the REALLY funny thing is u see a little girl wiping her ass.
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Not just any toilet paper that scum use, but toilet wipes.

Anyway, funny how parents arent aloud to film their children and school boys cant take photos with picture phones because paedophiles might get their hands on them...but on the TV they show almost naked children wiping their butts and being kissed....KISSED on the arse by mums.



That would be rather hilarious Murray :D
 
A guy lives in a 20 storey appartment building on the 20th floor. Every morning he gets ready for work, leaves his appartment and gets in the elevator. He hits the button for the ground floor and gets a taxi to work.

He works an 8 hour day including an hour lunch, then eventually returns home.

Whenever he walks in the building from work, each of the four elevators are usually on the ground floor, the guy isn't a particular health/exercise freak however, every single evening without fail, rather than just getting in the elevator he walks, for about 5-10 minutes up 20 floors of stairs.

Why does he do this rather than using the elevator?
 
I bet it has something to do with his job...like a doorman or elevator guy or seomthing...
 
Wrong. The elevators work fine.

They are normal elevators. No solar power.
 
Gah, the elevator one is bothering me... it's not one of those where he is just too short to reach the bootanz is it?
 
Is he a delivery man, and every night he delivers stuff like papers to people on each floor?
 
lmao. Yeah.

On the way down from the top floor, he needs the ground floor button, which is situated quite nicely just within arms reach. However, upon his return he's unable to reach the button for the top floor as he is actually a 4ft "little person".

Well done Letters.
 
lol in most cases a riddle's answer is so stupid everyone hates you for the rest of your life for wasting 10 years of their life trying every combination of "no, the paint was drying, it was the glass that smashed 2 seconds before the trip wire was touched" and then finding out "it was pink"
 
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
 
Suicide42 said:
i can do that too (with kand00)!!"
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ROFL!!, the funiest thing ive heard all week! :LOL:

lol yeah, I remember thata advert, where you see that ridiculus frog wipin his ass :sleep:
 
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