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I'm going to have a nice long rant here because the world is getting on my tits at the moment.
Dear world, please note the following:
4pm is 4pm. It is also when I am meant to finish work. If I am still working at 6pm, do not be suprised when I am not in a good mood. Do not choose this time to ask if I would like any overtime. It will not end well for you.
I am an ISP field engineer. If I come to your house, this means one of two things.
1/ You broke the modem we supplied to you (for free). Nice one moron. Please stop moaning that you have been without the internet for a week, I don't care, and its your fault if you can't keep your child/dog/grandparents away from fragile kit they can't understand.
2/ Your a ****ing moron and you ****ed your computer. Heres the thing. I have been sent round because you ****ed your PC and don't know how to fix it, SO, when I tell you what you did wrong, DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME!!! If you knew as much as me, I wouldn't be there. Plus, you do not "just know" that your PC has no virii, trust me, it does. The lack of ANY anti virus backs me up on this. And NO, norton 2000 which hasn't been updated since it was installed does not count. **** off and die.
If you wish to drive on the same road as me, you must first learn to drive. Let us take an example: Pulling out into the overtaking lane. When you are doing 20mph under the limit, and I am 50 yards behind you, in the overtaking lane, doing the limit, this is NOT the time to pull out to overtake the vehicle doing 21 mph under the limit. First, for the sake of you losing 1mph, I have to shed 20 (usually whilst close enough to see the whites of your eyes in your wing mirror), and THEN it takes you about half an hour to actually get past the car your overtaking and pull in. I have fallen asleep, crashed and died in this time. THANKS!!!
Side not to the above: If I undertake you, it does not mean I have wronged you and you should flip me off, it means you were in the wrong ****ing lane. If your lane position was correct, it would be impossible to undertake you without going into the hard shoulder. The fact that you are to lazy to let me past is your fault, not mine. **** off and crash and die.
A note for london in general: YOU SUCK. Seriously. Now, I'm sure there are plenty of nice people there, however, this does not excuse the inbred excuse for pond scum I am forced to deal with on a daily basis. And the roads are inexcusable. The original road system was designed for horse and cart for ****s sake. Stop expanding it, ti will never be enough. Admit defeat, move everyone out, level the city and start again with roads designed for cars. Oh, and Ken, **** off and be crushed by the collapsing remains of london and die you cock.
This is england. I'm not racist, as far as I am concerned, everyone is welcome. I am quite prepared to be patient whilst we try to understand each other. However, when I come to fix your 'net, you have no right to get pissy because I don't speak arabic/polish/chinese. We need a common language if we want to communicate, and were in england. You figuer it out. **** off and choke on your tounge and die.
People who are violent: Stop telling me about this honourable fighting crap. Heres the thing. I have this rule. Its simple: "Don't try and hit me". If you ignore my rule, I will ignore any of yours such as "Don't kick me in the nackers" or "Don't rip out my eyes with your teeth". **** of, get beaten to death with your own ripped off arm, and die.
Cat hair: WTF is with this stuff??? I don't even own a ****ing cat!!! My neighbours cat hair is ****ing EVERYWHERE. Stuff is coming OUT of the washing machine with cat hair on it that wasn't there when it went in!!!
Ok, no point to this other than I've had a bad week and wanted to get it off my chest. Feel free to do the same.
/me goes for a relaxing smoke (and to shave the neighbours cat)
Dear world, please note the following:
4pm is 4pm. It is also when I am meant to finish work. If I am still working at 6pm, do not be suprised when I am not in a good mood. Do not choose this time to ask if I would like any overtime. It will not end well for you.
I am an ISP field engineer. If I come to your house, this means one of two things.
1/ You broke the modem we supplied to you (for free). Nice one moron. Please stop moaning that you have been without the internet for a week, I don't care, and its your fault if you can't keep your child/dog/grandparents away from fragile kit they can't understand.
2/ Your a ****ing moron and you ****ed your computer. Heres the thing. I have been sent round because you ****ed your PC and don't know how to fix it, SO, when I tell you what you did wrong, DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME!!! If you knew as much as me, I wouldn't be there. Plus, you do not "just know" that your PC has no virii, trust me, it does. The lack of ANY anti virus backs me up on this. And NO, norton 2000 which hasn't been updated since it was installed does not count. **** off and die.
If you wish to drive on the same road as me, you must first learn to drive. Let us take an example: Pulling out into the overtaking lane. When you are doing 20mph under the limit, and I am 50 yards behind you, in the overtaking lane, doing the limit, this is NOT the time to pull out to overtake the vehicle doing 21 mph under the limit. First, for the sake of you losing 1mph, I have to shed 20 (usually whilst close enough to see the whites of your eyes in your wing mirror), and THEN it takes you about half an hour to actually get past the car your overtaking and pull in. I have fallen asleep, crashed and died in this time. THANKS!!!
Side not to the above: If I undertake you, it does not mean I have wronged you and you should flip me off, it means you were in the wrong ****ing lane. If your lane position was correct, it would be impossible to undertake you without going into the hard shoulder. The fact that you are to lazy to let me past is your fault, not mine. **** off and crash and die.
A note for london in general: YOU SUCK. Seriously. Now, I'm sure there are plenty of nice people there, however, this does not excuse the inbred excuse for pond scum I am forced to deal with on a daily basis. And the roads are inexcusable. The original road system was designed for horse and cart for ****s sake. Stop expanding it, ti will never be enough. Admit defeat, move everyone out, level the city and start again with roads designed for cars. Oh, and Ken, **** off and be crushed by the collapsing remains of london and die you cock.
This is england. I'm not racist, as far as I am concerned, everyone is welcome. I am quite prepared to be patient whilst we try to understand each other. However, when I come to fix your 'net, you have no right to get pissy because I don't speak arabic/polish/chinese. We need a common language if we want to communicate, and were in england. You figuer it out. **** off and choke on your tounge and die.
People who are violent: Stop telling me about this honourable fighting crap. Heres the thing. I have this rule. Its simple: "Don't try and hit me". If you ignore my rule, I will ignore any of yours such as "Don't kick me in the nackers" or "Don't rip out my eyes with your teeth". **** of, get beaten to death with your own ripped off arm, and die.
Cat hair: WTF is with this stuff??? I don't even own a ****ing cat!!! My neighbours cat hair is ****ing EVERYWHERE. Stuff is coming OUT of the washing machine with cat hair on it that wasn't there when it went in!!!
Ok, no point to this other than I've had a bad week and wanted to get it off my chest. Feel free to do the same.
/me goes for a relaxing smoke (and to shave the neighbours cat)
