Road Trip to Branson

[Quixoticism]

So tomorrow I'm heading out with my family to go to Branson, Missouri, to play music, have fun and enjoy some theme parks.

Does anyone who's been there before know some of the 'must see' places?

We're going to be gone for almost two weeks but there will be plenty of places with the internet. I'll post some pics of the trip when I get back.

 

[Dog--]

I think you want Bronson, Missouri.

 

[ThunderDawg]

They have a two-headed snake in a jar at the 7-Eleven next to the Dairy Queen.
You can catch Otis the Town Drunk getting kicked out the bar daily at 5:15 p.m.
Ummmmmmmm. Oh yeah. The Wal-Mart has a sink hole in the back parking lot.

 

[CyberPitz]

Where you comin' from? Going to drive through Joplin?

 

[Quixoticism]

I'm not too sure about the way we're going in but we'll be coming from the west(Utah). I really have no idea though, I'll have to check the trip outline..

 

[CyberPitz]

If you do not come through here, you'll be awfully close!

 

[Quixoticism]

Well it looks like we are going to be stopping at St. Josephs, MO for the first night. If we were to head straight down it would be right by Joplin, but I think we're going to hit some other places before Branson.

 

[Letters]

**** yeah, Missouri!

Drive the few hours up here to KC and I'll spank your ass for ya. I mean... we have "Worlds of Fun" and "Oceans of Fun"! **** YEAH, ROLLERCOASTERS AND WAVE POOL! BRANSON'S GAY!

 

[Glue]

Wow, I just took the SAT and their was a passage about Branson, Missouri. Titled: Midwest Boring? NO.
Im sorry to say I learned nothing.

 

[Letters]

Not boring, just lots of fat people.

I just got back from Boston and I was seriously amazed at the difference. Here I tell people I am a runner and the response I get is "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" and over there it's more like... who doesn't?

 

[Glue]

Not boring, just lots of fat people.

I just got back from Boston and I was seriously amazed at the difference. Here I tell people I am a runner and the response I get is "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" and over there it's more like... who doesn't?

Cool, I run too.

 

[Tyguy]

i only run when someone is chasing me

 

[Glue]

i only run when someone is chasing me

Who is chasing you??

 

[CyberPitz]

**** yeah, Missouri!

Drive the few hours up here to KC and I'll spank your ass for ya. I mean... we have "Worlds of Fun" and "Oceans of Fun"! **** YEAH, ROLLERCOASTERS AND WAVE POOL! BRANSON'S GAY!

Man, I've not been to Worlds of fun in forever!