sinkoman
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You're walking around a sleepy suburb with your best friend. Over the years, the two of you have known that he has a severe and chronic mental condition, where, at random, the pain receptors in his boddy will go bat**** insane untill they litterally die. Nothing legally prescribed to him has helped, at ALL.
So, you two are walking, when he starts explaining to you that opium seems to help the condition, morphine significantly shortens the breakouts/spasms, and heroin can alltogether terminate an outbreak.
Suddenly, he falls on his knees, screaming in agony. He falls to the ground, clutching his thumping skull, with his legs flailing back and forth, his body making a sort of bicycle wheel motion on the pavement.
Between breaths, he explains to you that it's another outbreak, and that he needs heroin, STAT! Lucky for you, you know of a drug dealer in the area that just got a fresh batch of persian heroin.
You run to the dealers house, buy an entire kilo, and run back to your friend with a vacuum bag of fresh, undadulterated heroin. Your friend is in the same state as you left him, only his ears are spouting blood. You pin your friend to the ground, straddle his chest, and slowly being pouring the heroin into his nose.
Your friend stops shaking, and slowly regains equilibrium. Just as he's able to stand up again, the 3 cop cars and an ambulance show up. They haul your friend into the ambulance, and the cops begin questioning you.
You explain the situation to them, tell them they can have the heroin, and that you'll even turn the dealer in if they want.
Now, HL2.net, do you think the cops could arrest you now, if they wanted to?
So, you two are walking, when he starts explaining to you that opium seems to help the condition, morphine significantly shortens the breakouts/spasms, and heroin can alltogether terminate an outbreak.
Suddenly, he falls on his knees, screaming in agony. He falls to the ground, clutching his thumping skull, with his legs flailing back and forth, his body making a sort of bicycle wheel motion on the pavement.
Between breaths, he explains to you that it's another outbreak, and that he needs heroin, STAT! Lucky for you, you know of a drug dealer in the area that just got a fresh batch of persian heroin.
You run to the dealers house, buy an entire kilo, and run back to your friend with a vacuum bag of fresh, undadulterated heroin. Your friend is in the same state as you left him, only his ears are spouting blood. You pin your friend to the ground, straddle his chest, and slowly being pouring the heroin into his nose.
Your friend stops shaking, and slowly regains equilibrium. Just as he's able to stand up again, the 3 cop cars and an ambulance show up. They haul your friend into the ambulance, and the cops begin questioning you.
You explain the situation to them, tell them they can have the heroin, and that you'll even turn the dealer in if they want.
Now, HL2.net, do you think the cops could arrest you now, if they wanted to?