Russia Offers Help!

[RakuraiTenjin]

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1131700179979R232

Moscow - A Russian politician has offered to send the country's violent soccer thugs to France in order to sort out the rioters.

Far right politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky says he already has hundreds of volunteers, many of whom have special forces training.

In a telegram sent to France, Zhirinovsky, who is also the Duma's deputy speaker, said: "We are ready with volunteer units of football fans and activists who have served in military combat hot spots.

"I am convinced that our initiative would restore total order and calm the rioting within 48 hours."

French authorities have had to use emergency powers in an effort to control rioters who have swept the country in the last two weeks. - Ananova.com

 

[Maxi]

Seems fake?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

No he's known for saying things like this.

Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky (Влади́мир Во́льфович Жирино́вский in Russian) (b. April 25, 1946) is a controversial Russian politician, and leader of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia (which has very little in common with what Westerners call liberalism).

According to unconfirmed reports, Mr. Zhirinovsky was a long-time KGB operative and had a Jewish father. Mr. Zhirinovsky himself denies these rumors.

Mr. Zhironovsky speaks fluent Turkish.

He advocates alliances between the former Soviet republics with final target being re-incorporation of the Soviet Union. Mr. Zhirinovsky also made statements regarding re-aquisition of Alaska through the use of military force, invading and occupying Iran, and constructing large fans to blow Russia's nuclear waste into Germany. He has also praised Adolf Hitler's rule and encouraged the use of nuclear weapons against possible adversaries. He has been known to make public anti-Semitic remarks, despite allegations of his Jewish origins.

 

[kaikisjew9]

does seem a lil fake but if true.. soccer players kick ass!

 

[mortiz]

wow, maybe the British Government could do something similar? We have plenty of Soccer hooligans. Though we don't really want to help the French it'd get them out of our country (most of em would go, just for a fight you know), then we could just deny them passage back.

 

[Adabiviak]

Now that's utilizing one's human resources!

 

[SimonomiS]

wow, maybe the British Government could do something similar? We have plenty of Soccer hooligans. Though we don't really want to help the French it'd get them out of our country (most of em would go, just for a fight you know), then we could just deny them passage back.

And if they do stop the French riots, hey, two birds with one stone!

 

[Dan]

wouldn't sending hooligans just make the riots worse? A better solution would be to inundate the region with Dutch potheads to mellow everyone out.

 

[Kangy]

Our football hooligans are angrier, more racially intolerant and smellier than your football hooligans!

 

[Beerdude26]

Lol now that's the Russian way of handling things

 

[Pesmerga]

Lol now that's the Russian way of handling things

The Russian way is a great way, in this case.

 

[Dekstar]

Just send all the british Chavs over there. Soon the French wouldn't dare go outside, incase they were mugged or beaten to death for not wearing pure white nike shoes.

 

[Axyon]

Just send all the british Chavs over there. Soon the French wouldn't dare go outside, incase they were mugged or beaten to death for not wearing pure white nike shoes.

Damn you. Was just about to mention this. Perhaps the French and Chavs could wipe each other out in a vicious bloodbath and we'd have sorted two problems in one.

 

[Asknoone]

Perhaps the French and Chavs could wipe each other out in a vicious bloodbath and we'd have sorted two problems in one.

I'm going to second this. Though it'd be terrible if they joined forces in collaboration.

"Je vous assommerai comme!"

 

[Dekstar]

Damn you. Was just about to mention this. Perhaps the French and Chavs could wipe each other out in a vicious bloodbath and we'd have sorted two problems in one.

No offence to the French, but the chavs would win. I mean average weight of bling now is equal to that of a mace. And that's only the neck-bling.





That, and the french will never win anything anyway....


/runs

 

[baxter]

Russian football hooligans against French anarchists...there’s something you don't see everyday.

 

[Danimal]

Just take our troubled youths, we've already extracted as much vitimans out of them as we can.

 

[kirovman]

Yeah! Let's fight fire with fire! :O

*Kirovman applauds*

 

[15357]

We could dump all the world's criminals on france, it would be something like a massive team free for all. ANd some could get money by having a TV show called "France" and show all the violence there.

 

[Jintor]

Australia can send some Kangaroos or something.


/EDIT boxing ones, of course.

 

[destrukt]

no, see, we want them, the russians want to be rid of the fanatics.

the second part of their 'offer of help' was to leave them there in france and cause all sorts of problems and just to be rid of them.

 

[Raziaar]

France can't handle this on their own? Man...

I mean... thats not meant to sound mean or anything... but france really needs to get a control on the situation...

 

[kirovman]

It's a bit like the New Orleans disorder...only without the hurricane.

 

[Raziaar]

It's a bit like the New Orleans disorder...only without the hurricane.

Except that most of the normal police officers and stuff had left the city prior to it happening.

 

[kirovman]

Or turned into looters.

 

[Danimal]

Australia can send some Kangaroos or something.


/EDIT boxing ones, of course.

But what will protect us?

Koalas.

They're too lazy and underpaid.

 

[Raziaar]

But what will protect us?

Koalas.

 

[bliink]

seems to me like he's trying to put a fire out by hosing it with gasoline.

 

[Danimal]

Yeah, I agree with that.

"A bunch of pissed off people are destroying things. So we will send our pissed off Soccer-Comrades to destroy them!"

In Soviet-Russia, Soccer riots you!

 

[Jintor]

In Soviet-Russia, badgers comrade you!

 

[Raziaar]

In Soviet-Russia, badgers comrade you!

In Soviet-Russia, bad jokes tell you!

 

[ZeeM]

In Soviet-Russia, bad jokes tell you!

In Soviet-Russia, post quotes you!

 

[kirovman]

in Soviet Russia, thread close you... if you're not careful

 

[Razor]

Russian Football hooligans are one thing but they're nothing compared to English Premiereship footballers, most of which are probably French anyway.

 

[Raziaar]

Soccer fans are the most violent sons of bitches you'll ever come across. Who could go so ****ing crazy over a game?

 

[kirovman]

Soccer fans are the most violent sons of bitches you'll ever come across. Who could go so ****ing crazy over a game?

There's a few hooligans playing online games, seen some funny videos of them trying to trash monitors when they lose.

lol.