Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet

[RakuraiTenjin]

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050705/D8B578DG0.html

HER HOROSCOPE WILL BE DEFORMED! ;(

 

[SimonomiS]

Oh noes! Money makes it all better though?

 

[Ames]

I predict that she will fail.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

haha a program was on bbc 2 last night i think about this comet, watched the team crash it into the thing, it was awesome. All that horoscope shite should be banned, and nutters like her should get proper jobs instead of making up crap everyday. Ahhh makes me angry! *explodes*

 

[The Mullinator]

lol so in her view disturbing the fate of the entire universe amounts to 300 million dollars?

 

[Shodan]

How the hell is giving $300 million to that dumb bitch going to help?

"I can't think of a proper reason, give me money."

 

[Axyon]

Like the probe, she will crash and burn.

 

[N.P.C.]

LMAO - This is good

Like the probe, she will crash and burn.

I'll drink to that.

 

[Icarusintel]

the apocalypse is coming, and this is the first sign.... not the mission, but this lawsuit

i predict dark times ahead... may common sense help us all

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Like the probe, she will crash and burn.

/queue bud dum pish!

I don't know if she actually is aware but one of the basis of that mission was to see if they could get a space programme together in the case a huge comet or asteriod is coming towards earth and we needed to deflect it or blow it up. When one is coming next, we'll just leave it. Yay my cosmic energy remains! SMASH, huge tidal waves and fire over the planet, everyone dead. Some people...gah.

 

[Hazar]

If she wins, I'm suing NASA for "Moral sufferings" for losing astronauts.

 

[A True Canadian]

If she wins, I'm suing NASA for "Moral sufferings" for losing astronauts.

If she wins, I'll sue her for $300 million because her making that much money over something this trivial "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe."

And if I somehow won, I'd put at least 80% of it to charity...or keep it, which ever's easier.

 

[ray_MAN]

I hope a probe crashes into her. :|

 

[gh0st]

They will settle with her for 18 rrrrruBELS.

 

[Lahire149]

I hope a probe crashes into her. :|

w00t bro:bounce: :E

 

[Raziaar]

Man... I was just going to post about this too. lol.

What a moron she is.

Here's thh original page I read it from.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050705/ap_on_fe_st/russia_comet_case

 

[2Fast4U]

I laughed out loud when i heard this on the news.

 

[jondy]

* jondy posts witty repartee *

 

[Lemonking]

LOL I wonder how far she will get.

 

[Raziaar]

She should get counter-sued for obstructing science.

 

[Shodan]

They will settle with her for 18 rrrrruBELS.

They will probably send her a bag of wine gums and a gift voucher for the NASA store.

 

[dream431ca]

She forgot that humans are part of nature too so...yes nature is still in a balance..she just forgot to include humans