Russian Ninja caught by authorities!

CyberPitz

CyberPitz

Party Escort Bot
Joined
Aug 23, 2004
Messages
24,791
Reaction score
7
Italian police have arrested a Russian "ninja" who had been spreading fear across farmlands in the north of the country.

The man, camouflaged in an all black suit, had robbed several farmers and their families at knife point, police say.

Police had been searching for him for several weeks.

Ninjas were trained for stealth. They first appeared in 14th Century Japan and were famed as assassins and spies.
Click to expand...
http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/73872/Russian_Ninja_Arrested_in_Italy

He wasn't apparently a good enough Ninja. \=
 
Ninjas dont get caught....i say they A. caught the wrong guy or B. It was a FAKE NINJA!!!!
 
Ninjas don't get spotted. If he was a ninja, how would they know?
 
Nah, it's cool. Tom Cruise was on the case.

Xenu owed him one anyway.
 
Pfff, Ninja Schminja.

This is the only Russian that can terrorize a town

200601180031_00.jpg
 
Sometimes I want to leave my home and my friends and family and become a ninja.
 
Russian Ninja? :?
 
russians may be awsome but they suck as ninjas
 
CyberPitz said:
That's where ninjas originally derived from. The Japanese just stoled em.
Click to expand...
Yeah, but the fact noone ever found out just shows how ****ing ninja they are.

Wait... but we just di-
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

15357
SK, once again, discovers that NK sent a team of spies to kill someone
Replies
13
Views
890
63
63
Back
Top