Sadists rejoice! it's time to Shock the Man

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Shock the Man said:
For the next three months I will be wearing a dog obedience shock collar around my neck. During this period you have the choice to shock me or prevent a shock from occurring. There are four levels of intensity to choose from, each progressively more painful. The price is represented by the Intensity level, $1-4. This is about dog karma. I used this on my dog and after testing it on myself, I realize this #%$^ hurts. So now it's my time, shock the man or save him.
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:O ...there must be less painful ways of making money

pain levels:

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I'd pay $10 worth of shocks if there was a "lethal" setting

http://shocktheman.com/
 
it's a collar around his neck ..I guess you set it up in advance and he shocks himself ..but you still pay for the privledge
 
Shocking. :eek:

Well, come on, someone had to say it.
 
ACTION
Perform 21
Prevent 7

INTENSITY
Level 1 10
Level 2 1
Level 3 0
Level 4 17

:laugh:

He's in for a fun three months.
 
his prices are too low ..he should get rid of mild/tolerable/distressful all together and have these levels:

"extreme"
"tongue rolls back in my head"
"I flop on floor for 20 minutes"
"city wide blackout = crispy"
 
I watched some of the videos of him shocking himself and none of them are satisfying enough for me to enjoy them. He kind of moves his head forward and says 'ouch', oooh hard man!
 
Sulkdodds said:
Shocking. :eek:

Well, come on, someone had to say it.
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Sulk, I thought you were better than that... And I used to think you were cool.

Hectic Glenn said:
I watched some of the videos of him shocking himself and none of them are satisfying enough for me to enjoy them. He kind of moves his head forward and says 'ouch', oooh hard man!
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I was listening to Adam & Jo's podcast the other day (Christ they're funny) and they were talking about how they hate things like that where you jusrt have to trust that they're getting the bad reaction. People getting "electrocuted" on Jimmy Carr's Distraction porgram for example. They wanted to see something more visceral :)
 
Would it help if I had said 'enlightning' instead?
Like I said, someone has to do it. Someone has to love the jobs you hate. And that someone is me. Like Mr Muscle. But with bad puns. So, er, Mr Punscle, I suppose.
 
el Chi said:
I was listening to Adam & Jo's podcast the other day (Christ they're funny) and they were talking about how they hate things like that where you jusrt have to trust that they're getting the bad reaction. People getting "electrocuted" on Jimmy Carr's Distraction porgram for example. They wanted to see something more visceral :)
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Bugger me, they have a podcast? After googling, I assume it's the one on xfm - is this correct? I've been out of the A&J loop for a while now, ever since Go Tokyo/Shock Video finished.
 
Oh hush you.

Bugger me, they have a podcast? After googling, I assume it's the one on xfm - is this correct? I've been out of the A&J loop for a while now, ever since Go Tokyo/Shock Video finished.
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Yeah Xfm! I believe they're reprising their show on the station as well! :D
 
Non stop pain until his body goes into shock and develops nerve damage. If only I were a millionaire.
 
another stupid person making a quick buck on the internet......
 
OR another person making a quick buck on the internet because of stupid people.
How do we know he's actually being shocked?
 
el Chi said:
OR another person making a quick buck on the internet because of stupid people.
How do we know he's actually being shocked?
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Come on, 17 americans can't be wrong, can they.
 
Sulkdodds said:
Would it help if I had said 'enlightning' instead?
Like I said, someone has to do it. Someone has to love the jobs you hate. And that someone is me. Like Mr Muscle. But with bad puns. So, er, Mr Punscle, I suppose.
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It seems everyone is making a wide, WIDE berth around your post :p
 
I'm the downtrodden working class. Nobody wants to look down at the people they're trampling with their big capitalistic feet. :(
 
I say we get a pool of $100 together, and on ONE day, we give him a good 25 straight #4's!!
 
DreadLord1337 said:
I say we get a pool of $100 together, and on ONE day, we give him a good 25 straight #4's!!
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Send me a hundred bucks and I'll do something far kewler.

We should have a hl2.net competition to see who will do the worst thing for fifty bucks.
Have em put it on youtube and get 50 bucks together for em
 
Ikerous said:
Send me a hundred bucks and I'll do something far kewler.

We should have a hl2.net competition to see who will do the worst thing for fifty bucks.
Have em put it on youtube and get 50 bucks together for em
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I would intentionally fall down my stairs.
 
I would play catch with Goatse... but he's not allowed to use his hands


D:
 
JNightshade said:
I would play catch with Goatse... but he's not allowed to use his hands


D:
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Oh yeah? Well I would... Well, let's just say he is allowed to use his hands. :naughty:
 
Stigmata said:
Oh yeah? Well I would... Well, let's just say he is allowed to use his hands. :naughty:
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So basically he can play catch with his hands.
 
lol @ failed sexual innuendo.

Anyway, back on the topic I think it could be a pretty easy thing to fake, and make a couple of bucks out of it too. Besides, if shock-collars really are that horrific then they woudn't be sold.
 
Well, I for one was talking about tossing balls into gaping... nevermind :o
 
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