Sam-2k

[Sam]

2000.

Thank you.

 

[Raziaar]

200,000 posts.

Wow.

Can I have a few hundred dozen of yours?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Sam fail, you know the HL2.net rules. I've rendered any further posts insignificant and worthless by a reverse reset.

 

[Rizzo]

Wha?

What the **** is a Biozeminade?

Edit: Oh Glenn made that.

 

[Sam]

Oh what the hell.

I WORKED HARD FOR THIS.

 

[DigiQ8]

POST COUNT RESET!

 

[Raziaar]

Biozeminades make me think of bliink.

 

[Rizzo]

Look! It's my 3,331 post! Now make my post count 3 331 000 please.

 

[Solaris]

Oh **** Biozeminade !!?!??!?!?!

wheres bliink thats her sig ;(

 

[jet_porkins]

Post count curb stomped.

 

[highlander]

hahahaha

 

[Wanted Bob]

I lol'd. Kinda had it coming, NO-ONE makes a thread devoted to their *blank*th post without being punished somehow.

 

[Sloth]

And somehow Glenn just made the punishment even better...

 

[Raziaar]

I'm going to make a thread like this some day... Just like CptStern! And in the process I will undo all the previous damage caused by the Ascension.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I name my Pikachu after Glenn, and he gets 200k posts?
Come on now.
I deserve at least a custom title.

 

[Warped]

It feels like I just started my journey. if this were miles Sam would be near the moon

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

oh SHIT. the biozeminades are back.

p.s. I wonder what my post count would be like if I hadn't gone the way of Sam and countless others who make stupid threads like this.

 

[Reflex]

I name my Pikachu after Glenn, and he gets 200k posts?
Come on now.
I deserve at least a custom title.

Yea, well I named my puppy Munro.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I named my penis Munro and my testes Pi and Glenn

but that's old news

 

[Phobie]

Oh **** Biozeminade !!?!??!?!?!

wheres bliink thats her sig ;(

Have you ever seen Bliink and I at the same time?

:afro:

 

[Sam]

I hate my life.

 

[Phobie]

Good!

:3

 

[Raziaar]

Have you ever seen Bliink and I at the same time?

:afro:

But... we saw bliink photos!

Sam... why did you do it? ;(

 

[Sam]

I hate all of you more.

Especially Phobie,

but ESPECIALLY Phobie.

 

[Eejit]

Biozeminade?
Wow you're really making yourself look good.

 

[Jintor]

oh SHIT. the biozeminades are back.

p.s. I wonder what my post count would be like if I hadn't gone the way of Sam and countless others who make stupid threads like this.

Around my level, I suspect.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Oh hell Biozeminades :|

 

[Acepilotf14]

there is nothing to see here, move along

 

[NeptuneUK]

being punished somehow.

He likes it like that.

 

[Druckles]

there is nothing to see here, move along

I don't know what we're not supposed to see.

 

[Higlac]

Exactly.

 

[Sheepo]

What the shit? I would've been punished for this but Sam is rewarded with the coolest title and post count on hl2.net? ****ing racists.

 

[Druckles]

But Sam strives for sadness and uncool points. In his eyes this is a worse torment than hell itself. Hell, this is hell to him. Hell is here, and Glenn is Satan.

Bathe in your painful awesomeness Samuel, for it will last for eternity.

 

[CyberPitz]

I'm going to make a thread like this some day... Just like CptStern! And in the process I will undo all the previous damage caused by the Ascension.

Not if I don't hurry my ass up and pass you!

 

[Sheepo]

But Sam strives for sadness and uncool points. In his eyes this is a worse torment than hell itself. Hell, this is hell to him. Hell is here, and Glenn is Satan.

Bathe in your painful awesomeness Samuel, for it will last for eternity.

I love you, never leave again.

 

[Druckles]

When did I ever 'leave'?

 

[Sheepo]

Never cease to exist again.

 

[Raziaar]

Not if I don't hurry my ass up and pass you!

You wouldn't dare!