Santa is a dick.

He is ****ing right!
 
So so true. Thats why this year I am preparing a Santa trap and waiting for him , gonna finally nail that son of a bitch.
 
YouTube can SUCK MY BALLS. It's a piece of crap that gets stuck loading 50% of the time and IS SLOWER THAN OLD PEOPLE ****ING. 90% of the stuff on there sucks red hairy donkey balls, and the stuff that IS good doesn't load or is edited by some STUPID **** WHO THINKS I WANT TO HEAR THEIR FAVORITE MUSIC LAYERED OVER IT WHETHER ITS A ****ING INTERVIEW OR WHATEVER THE ****. **** IT ALL TO HELL IM GOING NUTS.
 
YouTube can SUCK MY BALLS. It's a piece of crap that gets stuck loading 50% of the time and IS SLOWER THAN OLD PEOPLE ****ING. 90% of the stuff on there sucks red hairy donkey balls, and the stuff that IS good doesn't load or is edited by some STUPID **** WHO THINKS I WANT TO HEAR THEIR FAVORITE MUSIC LAYERED OVER IT WHETHER ITS A ****ING INTERVIEW OR WHATEVER THE ****. **** IT ALL TO HELL IM GOING NUTS.
Oh man!

But yeah, I haven't seen Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer in a while and never realized the dick-ness of Santa. He's lot nicer in Santa Claus is Coming to Town and was apparently a redhead.
 
So so true. Thats why this year I am preparing a Santa trap and waiting for him , gonna finally nail that son of a bitch.

Better hope he gets to your house first, Comrade.



I've been trying to catch the big fat home invader since I first learned he broke into peoples homes and leaned over my bed while I'm sleeping leaving presents or bombs or something and eating food we leave out.



He's a sly one....
 
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