Sarah palin mangles the written word. omg she's gone full retard!

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http://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA

"MADAME PRESIDENT! the signing of this bill is the lynchpin that will save humanity from extinction, please we implore you to take the lampsahde off your head and sign the bill, we're tired of playing charades"


sarah palin's twitterings said:
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america is SOOO ****ed
 
Yes, America is ****ed because a generally disliked woman who holds no elected office sent out a twitter with some typos.
 
What Sheepo said, why are we still talking about Palin and posting "news" about her jesus ****ing christ.

They're actually not even typos, she's just abbreviating shit.

WHO THE **** CARES STERN MY GOD
 
Twitter, where I go for all the hard hitting political commentary.
 
She has so much to say, but twitter is throttling her.
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
Yes, America is ****ed because a generally disliked woman who holds no elected office sent out a twitter with some typos.
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..........yes?



really must you always play the role of the bleeding mangina? the thread is purposefully over dramatic and exaggerated for effect. obviously america's fate doesnt rest solely on the twitter entry of it's latest political retard du jour. their are plenty of other eggs in it's hellbound basket. also they're not typos. it's short hand for dummies
 
Im with you on this, Stern buddie. It's ****ing hilarious. America ftl. Also Sheepo is a douchbag.
 
she should just drop the shit she does and go Playboy
 
holy shit I'd love to see Sarah Palin in a porn video.

"Horny small-town house-wife teaches her 18-year-old daughter the ins and outs."
 
Well, to her credit, she's using a Blackberry. But still, I wish she would just go away. FFFFFFade away into obscurity.
 
Find a Palin supporter who has all their teeth and/or doesn't watch NASCAR. Bet you can't.
 
this is decptive because dentures are made to look like the real thing

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She just won't go away because people like Stern can't get enough of her it seems.
 
I didn't notice the people in the background. That's creepy. I can't help but imagine row upon row of people, all wearing t-shirts with faces on them.
 
lame-o said:
holy shit I'd love to see Sarah Palin in a porn video.

"Horny small-town house-wife teaches her 18-year-old daughter the ins and outs."
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she could adopt me and I'd bang the hell out of her when pops goes to work ;)
 
I had a hard time deciphering some of that web2.0 shorthand shit.

I never use texting services or twitter though so...:rolleyes:
 
Ions...

lol.

That throws any sort of "she was only keeping things simplified because it's twitter and you can only post so much" defense.

Plus, the I and the E are on exact opposite sides of the keyboard.


CptStern said:
this is decptive because dentures are made to look like the real thing

palinenthusiasm.jpg
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Is it just me or does that shirt make her body look incredibly buff, like a man.
 
CptStern said:
really must you always play the role of the bleeding mangina? the thread is purposefully over dramatic and exaggerated for effect. obviously america's fate doesnt rest solely on the twitter entry of it's latest political retard du jour. their are plenty of other eggs in it's hellbound basket. also they're not typos. it's short hand for dummies
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Yes, it's obvious that it's meant to be humorous and isn't really important in anyway, but that's my point. This isn't political (Sarah Palin isn't the latest retarded politician; she no longer has any relevance, it isn't funny, it's not even interesting. I don't know why you think people are fascinated with your constant (and very subtle, by the way) barrage of insults against the intelligence of America, christians, and conservatives. You're the most repetitive one trick pony I've ever seen. But go ahead, hit submit thread. I need atleast three more threads as proof before I can be certain Glenn Beck is stupid.

Rizzo said:
Im with you on this, Stern buddie. It's ****ing hilarious. America ftl. Also Sheepo is a douchbag.
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Way to strengthen my resolve and prove my point.
 
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