Saudi Arabian Clerics issue fatwa encouraging adult breast feeding

[CptStern]

I'm not sure i quite understand this:

Women in Saudi Arabia should give their breast milk to male colleagues and acquaintances in order to avoid breaking strict Islamic law forbidding mixing between the sexes, two powerful Saudi clerics have said. They are at odds, however, over precisely how the milk should be conveyed.

I dont know whether to be disgusted or aroused ...ok the latter

Sheikh Al Obeikan, an adviser to the royal court and consultant to the Ministry of Justice, set off a firestorm of controversy recently when he said on TV that women who come into regular contact with men who aren't related to them ought to give them their breast milk so they will be considered relatives.

"The man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman," Al Obeikan said, according to Gulf News.

"He should drink it and then becomes a relative of the family, a fact that allows him to come in contact with the women without breaking Islam's rules about mixing."

http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/saudi-clerics-advocate-adult-breast-feeding/19504280

 

[No Limit]

Suck on a strangers titty for God. I'm starting to like Islam more and more each day.

 

[Solaris]

What an idiotic way to live.

 

[Stigmata]

Saudi Arabia has discovered Logical Loopholes! Would you like to research Obfuscation of Religious Influence (y/n)?

 

[Pax]

Cool story bro

 

[Raziaar]

"The man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman," Al Obeikan said, according to Gulf News.




Because that's what all men are after... sustenance.

 

[Sulkdodds]

We do all yearn for childhood. I mean such safety, right? Such encompassing warmth. You didn't have to worry about anything. I do miss that great big tit. That's the way I was born and that's the way I want to die.

 

[Stigmata]

We do all yearn for childhood. I mean such safety, right? Such encompassing warmth. You didn't have to worry about anything. I do miss that great big tit. That's the way I was born and that's the way I want to die.

I'm pretty sure this is the line of reasoning used to lure you into the Matrix.

 

[ríomhaire]

My god I would like to go around to all these crazy ****ers and give them one swift kick in the balls each. Possibly followed by a punch in the face.

 

[KiplingsCat]

This makes no sense. The men who issued this fatwa don't know anything about women. It would be possible, but highly inconvenient and probably quite unhealthy and disrupting for a woman to give her breast milk to every man she works with. You can't just summon it at will.

Also, it's ****ing insane.

 

[Raziaar]

Why go through all the trouble of shaking the hands of a strange man, which is against God, your husband and your family? Juice your breasts and give him some of that sweet sweet nectar instead!


How... bizarre.

 

[Warped]

breast milk cures many ailments! apparently not stupidity though

 

[Jintor]

Wait, so you become related to anybody you feed your breast milk to?

 

[JUL3]

That's kinda pathetic.

 

[Robbo]

I think this was translated wrong... it clearly means Women should suck on mens 'milk'

 

[Eejit]

You can't just summon it at will.

Pfft, that's just what women want us to think.

 

[Tyguy]

weird, you'd think these women hating fear mongers would be rational with their litigation...

 

[Warped]

Next thing, Congress in the US will release a freedom of milk ACT.

 

[VirusType2]

women who come into regular contact with men who aren't related to them ought to give them their breast milk so they will be considered relatives