Say no to ..umm .. "personal toys": Alabama

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Sex toys continue to be banned in Alabama

"Without comment, justices let stand a lower court ruling that said Alabama had a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating."

"Alabama's Anti-Obscenity Enforcement Act prohibits, among other things, the commercial distribution of 'any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for any thing of pecuniary [monetary] value.'"

this is just toooo funny ..man the material writes itself!!

"we want dildos, we want dildos!!" - I can almost here the protest chants!

this article is pretty funny, there's a link to a contest to see who can come up with the best protest item ..heheh

warning: adult content, no nudity just a few questionable words
 
no they've already been banned ..just recently dildo activists *giggle* brought the fight to the supreme court ...hehhe, they lost!

"you're honour, we believe people have the right to purchase dildos"

"sorry no dildos for you!"
 
Without comment, justices let stand a lower court ruling that said Alabama had a right to police the sale of devices that can be sexually stimulating.
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Cucumbers, FHM, nipple shaped chocolates, lingerie..
 
Thats stupid and pointless,well it's not entirely pointless but still......it's just ****ing toys,whats wrong about that as long as your 18+.
 
Its really not that hard to find an object shaped like a umm.. private part .... I dont see why anyone would buy one lol.
 
What the f**k?!?!?! :0

What's it gonna be next? W*nking constitutes a fine, viagra is a class B drug. Crazy world. Let us have fun you nasty oppressive suited people....
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...not that I have fun with dildos or nuffin...
 
It was a poll here lately. 1/10 swedish men owned a dildo.
 
Since when is "stimulation of human genital organs" against the law? Isn't that a violation of rights?
 
Recoil said:
It's the US! They have their own strange ways sometimes... ;)
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Actually its just Alabama ( that place isn't right ) and you Germans have some of your own "strange ways" :E

But I really dont understand this law.
 
Yeah, we shouldn't be getting cues to loosen up from Germany. :D
And Alabama is an aberration all to itself.
And if I was top purchase such a thing, I wouldn't go telling anyone about it, the police or otherwise.
 
Can't you buy "toys" on the internet anyway? I know of quite a few places to get "toys" on the internet. How will they stop that?
 
Women have a right to own dildo's, it keeps the ugly ones happy and not trying it on with you :p
 
oldagerocker said:
Women have a right to own dildo's, it keeps the ugly ones happy and not trying it on with you :p
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Oh! That's great! Sigged! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 
I bet the electric toothbrush and washing machine industries are pleased....
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
But where does that leave you?
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oldagerocker said:
Women have a right to own dildo's, it keeps the ugly ones happy and not trying it on with you :p
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Yeah I know he's a guy, but that also makes him a really ugly woman doesn't it?

OT: Just read a news article that we're getting a "dildo machine" where you can order vibrators like you order a can of cola. To keep the kids out from slapping eachother with 20 inch dildo's you can only pay for it with CC. :O
Oh the contrast.
 
NOOOOOOO!!!!!


Them dumbass politicans!

;(

Next I won't even be able to jack off in my own bedroom.
 
that's it? I was waiting for you to say something ...I dont know ...southern-like on why sex toys should be legal/illegal
 
Hell truthfully....I couldn't give a damn about the topic.

I don't own one or ever will own a sex toy unless of course the girl wants to try somethin diffrent....I'll probally be living somehwere else by that time anyways.

Edit:Ask xcellerate this question... :LOL: Why is it everytime Alabama does somethin stupid everyone starts looking to me for answers.
 
Wasnt it Alabama that did something else funny recently, like say you can't show your thong or something... or was that somewhre else
 
Tr0n said:
Hell truthfully....I couldn't give a damn about the topic.

I don't own one or ever will own a sex toy unless of course the girl wants to try somethin diffrent....I'll probally be living somehwere else by that time anyways.

Edit:Ask xcellerate this question... :LOL: Why is it everytime Alabama does somethin stupid everyone starts looking to me for answers.
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cuz you're from alabama silly ..it's like whenever someone says anything remotely against bush all eyes turn to me ...STOP STARING AT ME!!! you're starting to give me the heebeegeebee's
 
Druckles said:
Wasnt it Alabama that did something else funny recently, like say you can't show your thong or something... or was that somewhre else
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in our school it has been made illegal for girls to show their thong cos it distracts the male teachers. really.
 
Lol, really? And you live in the Uk! Lol! Thought it was only Americans who did that :p
Im sure... the place where some female singer was born... they made it illegal for women to show their underwear
 
I feel disgraced...can't believe this fine state is being destroyed by those politicians down in Montgomery.

Everytime they do something like this all it does is make me feel ashamed to be an Alabamian.
 
"I would like to propose to you, your honor the idea of this community without sex toys. Why the female population would be constantly craving attention and an outlet for their motivations, thus, making you and I come home promptly at 6:00 p.m. The implications itself are enormous for the health and safety of those who partake. How many men are sent to emergency wards for strange objects up their rectum? How many women sent to therapy for menstral antagonism?"

I'd go on and on but even TRYING to come up with a good, not-funny argument failed horribly. Here's a tip: Don't move to Alabama.

Question: Will they take my vibrator-cozy too?

- Bunny

(Before you call me gay, gey, or geye, consider the fact that I might be FEMALE)
 
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