Scare the little bastards!

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Unless you want all those little wankers wanting to come on your property all the time, scare the little trick or treaters!


Here is what I do:
I hook an air nosel up to the compresser, wire a switch up down stairs, mount a camera by the door (along with the air nosel). The camera goes into my LCD screen, i have a peice of tape on it marking where the nosel comes out of the deck, when their feet comes close to the tape mark on my screen, i flick the switch and it shoots out a strong blast of air!

Scares the shit out of kiddies, try it! get creative! or tell us what you do here!
 
You should use a sand blaster instead
 
Omg:

Put 9 inch nails under the welcome mat and boards (if you have wooden steps) and when you flick a switch the nails come through the board and stab through their feet so they can't move. As they scream in pain you fire dual flamethrowers at their ankles and fry them till their black and melted off the bone. You then have a gun that comes through the mail slot on your door and shoots them in the chest, once thats done you finish it off by melting their faces off with acid and dropping them into a trap door where you then eat their liver and heart.
 
You should just make a Jack o' Lantern that says "Child Molester Lives Here." That should keep them away, otherwise, just mae the same pumpkin and put it in your neighbor's yard. Now that's funny
 
Or better yet, answer the door naked. Not only will you scare the kids away, you'll get to spend a night in jail and have a great story to tell the guys at work.
 
chu, stories about you opening door naked or getting IT in the jail?
 
Not so much as getting 'IT' but rather me giving 'IT' :eek:
 
Originally posted by Mr.Reak
chu, stories about you opening door naked or getting IT in the jail?
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lol, I don't think you'd be able to goto work.
 
Originally posted by chu
i bring the funneh
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Yeah, I can see it now, running naked pedophile at night, trying to catch poor children… I think they will ban Halloween after that.
 
just give the kids mace and stun guns, to be safe.
 
Originally posted by chu
just give the kids mace and stun guns, to be safe.
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And give Michael Moore a chance to make Bowling for Columbine 2: Pedophile Style? No, it's better to see Halloween banned, than watch that fat guy making another "documentary".
 
I really wanted to get an airsoft ak-47 off ebay, it would have arrived right on halloween, but I didn't have the cash :(

Just imagine, put a bandana around my face and run around the streets yelling praise allah and geting arrested.
 
Originally posted by nw909
I really wanted to get an airsoft ak-47 off ebay, it would have arrived right on halloween, but I didn't have the cash :(

Just imagine, put a bandana around my face and run around the streets yelling praise allah and get shot.
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if you got an m4 you could right click and have a silencer, duh.
 
yeah, if I pressed "b" I wouldn't have to go through that ebay stuff.
 
Originally posted by SpuD
Unless you want all those little wankers wanting to come on your property all the time, scare the little trick or treaters!


Here is what I do:
I hook an air nosel up to the compresser, wire a switch up down stairs, mount a camera by the door (along with the air nosel). The camera goes into my LCD screen, i have a peice of tape on it marking where the nosel comes out of the deck, when their feet comes close to the tape mark on my screen, i flick the switch and it shoots out a strong blast of air!

Scares the shit out of kiddies, try it! get creative! or tell us what you do here!
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honestly...i'd like to see that in action lol

u are serious about having done it? lol man ur mean!!! :LOL:
 
Give out birth control pills as candy
 
Give out candy as birth control pills.

...That's what got me fired from planned parenthood.
 
a baseball bat does the trick in keeping them away

i might try a crowbar this year.
 
For American residents: Sue them for millions because it was all influenced by that new Halloween game anyway.
 
selloptape a load of spoons to your head and put froth in your mouth and pretend to be crazy.
 
i like the airsoft AK-47, except i was gonna get an airsoft desert eagle (deagle) and pretend i'm playing a one man game of counter-strike
 
You could try my cap gun trick (other halloween thread), or you could do this:

Find a side or door window which will be easily visible to the halloweenies, but where you can keep your lower body hidden. Get a friend, a can of whipped cream, and a bottle of tomato sauce.

Whn the 'weenies come up the garden path (or whatever), start clawing at the window so that they notice you. You might want to shout some garbled pleas for help.

Have your friend, who is hidden behind the door/under the window, grab you by the hair suddenly and pull you down. When you reappear you will appear to be foaming at the mouth with panic, due to having squirted shaving cream in your mouth. You will also be spotted with little splots of tomato sauce.

Now you drag your fingers down the glass, making them squeal if you can, while pressing your face to the window. Make it look as though you are being dragged back below. All the while, your friend should be squirting little fountains of sauce at the glass, as though you are being attacked by an unseen assailant, and it's getting messy.

Finally, crouch down out of view suddenly, as if you strength had run out. Make a loud, shrill scream. This is when your friend should start to spray large gouts of sauce at the window.

Then all noise and activity ceases.

Fun for the reaction it brings.
 
Start up a chainsaw and scream diee! If they dont go slaughter them all.
 
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