Scuffle club rules

[Mr-Fusion]

Scuffles usually involve several people. Usually a guy will run in and yell "WHAT's THIS ABOUT!??!?!" or "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!!". Textbook symptom of a scuffle.

But before this club is started there's a few rules to follow.

1st RULE: You can tell a few people if you like, maybe tell some friends

2nd RULE: Like i said tell a few people, it's no big deal. This isn't really a secret organization or anything.

3rd RULE: If someone says "OI THAT'S ENOUGH" or gets tapped in the testicles, the scuffle is over.

4th RULE: Only 5 guys to a scuffle.

5th RULE: One scuffle at a time.

6th RULE: No wrist watches or buttoned shirts

7th RULE: Scuffles are random in nature so there is no set time limit.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at scuffle club you must initiate a scuffle involving 6 people.


Ok who's in?

 

[evil^milk]

/surfer^rosa runs in and yells, "WHAT's THIS ABOUT!??!?!"

edit: according to google's define function, a scuffle is:

# hassle: disorderly fighting
# a hoe that is used by pushing rather than pulling
# shuffle: walk by dragging one's feet; "he shuffled out of the room"; "We heard his feet shuffling down the hall"
# fight or struggle in a confused way at close quarters; "the drunken men started to scuffle"
# scramble: an unceremonious and disorganized struggle
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

 

[Mr-Fusion]

an unceremonious and disorganized struggle

This is the core of scuffle club.

 

[Darkside55]

What the hell is going on here?

 

[Smoke]

Looks like forum games to me boss.

 

[Stigmata]

Oi THAT'S ENOUGH

 

[Mr-Fusion]

What the hell is going on here?

A scuffle hasn't even started and you're running in yelling "What the hell is going on here"

/wrestles smoke around but deliberately doesn't hurt him yelling "Arrrgh"

/bear grips Darkside whilst laughing merrily

/gets some guy to kneel down behind surfer rosa and pushes him over, with an unpredictable downward movement surfer rosa hits the deck in an embarassing manner.

SCUFFLE!!

 

[Que-Ever]

>.>

<.<

*taps own testicles*

 

[Krynn72]

Fight club was a sweet movie.

 

[MJ12]

hahahaha, nice thread

 

[Jintor]

I'm scared for the future of this thread.

 

[JFry]

The 8th rule contradicts the 4th rule have the lawyers looked this over yet???

 

[DannyC.]

The 8th rule contradicts the 4th rule have the lawyers looked this over yet???

nono, a person's first scuffle has to be started by that person and involve five others. every scuffle from that point on includes only five total.
.. but that would mean that in that first scuffle, everyone in it would have to be having their first scuffle.. and it wouldn't be possible because only one person can start it.

This is dumb, I'm leaving.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

No! Come back! This is cool!

****. It all sounded awesome in theory but the people haven't accepted the idea.

I'm sorry everyone.

Scuffle club has been disbanded. You can all go and do your own things again

/continues building Darth Maul effigy

 

[Darkside55]

...I still don't know what happened here.

 

[Danimal]

Games.

On my forum?

It's more likely than you think.