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Helplovelife2.net I need your halp!!!

Coming back to my dorm room today, I found a candy bar in my mailbox. On it is a piece of paper that says "You are loved" in colored pencil.

I must find out who it is; it's really gotten me into a fluster. What should I do? :eek:
 
What do you mean, who it is? It's the candy bar.

Don't tell me you ate it?
 
Hmmm, this is a tough call. There are a number of things you could to to find out who it is, but this can backfire if you find it's some hideously ugly stalker chick with a personality of a flat tire.
 
Why don't I have girls leaving notes and candy in my mailbox?
 
She is trying to seduce you with candy bars? Maybe it's a pedophile.

FREE CANDY
 
I had the same thing happen to me, but a little different. I came home and there was a turd in my toilet with a piece of paper stringed around it saying "You are loved".

It might have been my roommate.
 
Take the time and see if it happens again. If it does, lay a claymore in there for next time.
 
Wait, I just remembered I posted something a lot like this awhile ago.

Only I received it in person.
And it had no possible romantic overtones.
 
It was probably from my uncle. I actually have an uncle like that.
 
lefty said:
It was probably from my uncle. I actually have an uncle like that.
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That ****ing sucks. Go give him a Dirty Sanchez and report back with results and pictures.... Or have him give you one.. Whatever floats your boat, duder.
 
Man and candy, together. The love that dare not speak its name.

EDIT: 'Candy'?!?
 
Alright, so I just got back from talking with the Residence Life advisor. It turns how that I was the only one to get it and that it either is from friday or saturday's letter carrier or someone asked the carrier to deliver it to me.

I should find out tomorrow who the carrier is and go from there... :eek:
 
just leave it alone ..it wont turn out good because the person isnt a hottie, if they were they would have just approached you ..it's most likely from somone who couldnt muster up the nerve to confront you in real life ...my bet is on obese, desparate or male



or it could be as someone mentioned: jesus
 
CptStern said:
just leave it alone ..it wont turn out good because the person isnt a hottie, if they were they would have just approached you ..it's most likely from somone who couldnt muster up the nerve to confront you in real life ...my bet is on obese, desparate or male
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She could be hot and needy, which is an awesome combo.
 
Silly, Satan is just Jesus in a costume f*cking around with us.
 
People thought I was crazy for setting up a camera in my mailbox to take timed shots every 10 seconds but it would so come in handy for this scenario.
 
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