ComradeBadger
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Righty, It's nearly 5PM on New Years Eve. I'm getting ready to go out.. here goes my plan of attack:
7PM Go to Unwins. Procure Boozecahol. Call on mate
7:10PM Give up trying to call on mate, he's asleep
7:15PM Catch train to party in another town
7:30 - 9:00PM Drink, chat, hit on people
9:15PM Stumble onto train and head for hometown
10:30PM Wake up in some insane rural village somewhere in South East England
11:00PM Arrive back in Faversham, head to close mate's party. Visit Unwins to get some beer for the journey.
11:05PM Arrive at mate's party. Drink, greet, be merry, throw up in bathtub
11:10 - 11:59PM Drink more, party with the lads
12:00AM Celebrate New Year at party. Dance with cat. Drink champagne
12:05 - 2AM Dance around like a prat. Drink. Take brief breaks to pass out and drink water
2AM - 2:30AM Go steal some signs about town. Return to party after getting lost in the park.
2:30 - 2:59AM Party some more. Wind down and chat to a few good mates.
3AM Stumble home. Attempt to make sweet, sweet love to the following: Lampost, rubbish bin, hobo, phone box.
4AM Arrive at house with a few interesting 'souveniers': fluffy handcuffs, length of fencing, half a rosebush, bottle of Stella (half drunk, half spilled down my shirt)
4AM Ignore parents and boot up computer. Tell all online friends about 'wtha gogods partyay' and eye up suspicious-looking item in bin
4:30AM Decide that the only way to end this standoff with suspicious-looking item in bin is to eat my opppanant. Fail to consume empty crisp packet. Admit defeat and go play some Op4DM blind drunk.
5AM Get banned from ~S.S~'s servers after owning them blind drunk and telling how much they suck.
6AM Fall asleep in chair, head on keyboard, hands still attempting to taujump.
Sounds like a good night to me
I'll start this New Year as I intend to carry it on: abso-****ing-lutely wasted.
Good night, and god willing, see you tomorrow.
7PM Go to Unwins. Procure Boozecahol. Call on mate
7:10PM Give up trying to call on mate, he's asleep
7:15PM Catch train to party in another town
7:30 - 9:00PM Drink, chat, hit on people
9:15PM Stumble onto train and head for hometown
10:30PM Wake up in some insane rural village somewhere in South East England
11:00PM Arrive back in Faversham, head to close mate's party. Visit Unwins to get some beer for the journey.
11:05PM Arrive at mate's party. Drink, greet, be merry, throw up in bathtub
11:10 - 11:59PM Drink more, party with the lads
12:00AM Celebrate New Year at party. Dance with cat. Drink champagne
12:05 - 2AM Dance around like a prat. Drink. Take brief breaks to pass out and drink water
2AM - 2:30AM Go steal some signs about town. Return to party after getting lost in the park.
2:30 - 2:59AM Party some more. Wind down and chat to a few good mates.
3AM Stumble home. Attempt to make sweet, sweet love to the following: Lampost, rubbish bin, hobo, phone box.
4AM Arrive at house with a few interesting 'souveniers': fluffy handcuffs, length of fencing, half a rosebush, bottle of Stella (half drunk, half spilled down my shirt)
4AM Ignore parents and boot up computer. Tell all online friends about 'wtha gogods partyay' and eye up suspicious-looking item in bin
4:30AM Decide that the only way to end this standoff with suspicious-looking item in bin is to eat my opppanant. Fail to consume empty crisp packet. Admit defeat and go play some Op4DM blind drunk.
5AM Get banned from ~S.S~'s servers after owning them blind drunk and telling how much they suck.
6AM Fall asleep in chair, head on keyboard, hands still attempting to taujump.
Sounds like a good night to me
I'll start this New Year as I intend to carry it on: abso-****ing-lutely wasted.
Good night, and god willing, see you tomorrow.
