Sega Toylet

[CptStern]

Sega introduces video games controlled by your pee. Titles include Milk from Nose

haha this is bizarre

In the early ’90s, Sega held 65% of the US video game console market, had millions of fans, and was considered one of the premier creators of modern gaming entertainment. Today, they are helping you play with your pee. The Japan branch of the multinational company recently announced that they are testing their Toylets male urinal video game at select locations around Tokyo. Toylets uses a pressure sensor located on the back of the urinal to measure the strength and location of your urine stream. A small LCD screen above the urinal allows you to play several simple video games including a simulator for erasing graffiti and a variation on a sumo wrestling match.

According to Sega and Akihabara News, the four types of video games on the Toylets include:

“Mannekin Pis”: a simple measurement of the urine produced.
“Graffiti Eraser”: where you move your urine back and forth to remove paint
“The North Wind and Her”: a game where you play the wind, trying to blow a girl’s skirt up. The stronger you pee, the stronger the wind blows.
“Milk from Nose”: A variation on sumo wrestling, where you try to knock the other player out of the ring using the strength of your urine flow (shown as milk spraying from your nose). The record of your pee is saved and used as the opponent for the next player. So the game is sort of multiplayer. Toylets even lets you save information onto a USB drive!

http://singularityhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Peeing-Video-Game-battle.jpg

 

[Stigmata]

“Milk from Nose”: A variation on sumo wrestling, where you try to knock the other player out of the ring using the strength of your urine flow (shown as milk spraying from your nose). The record of your pee is saved and used as the opponent for the next player. So the game is sort of multiplayer.

Finally.

 

[CptStern]

Finally.

you know, there are other multiplayer games you can play with your penis :naughty:

 

[<RJMC>]

wonder if it will be backwards compatible whti dreamcast games

 

[Shakermaker]

Great concept. The multiplayer game not so much though.

 

[MJ12]

Because forcing yourself to urine faster is good for you.

 

[No Limit]

Awesome!

 

[Warped]

What about diarrhea wars? Perfect for McDonalds

and i think this would be great at bars. Puke and fill the toilet...you win a prize

 

[Stylo]

Because forcing yourself to urine faster is good for you.

Mass Japanese crapping of pants whilst stood at urinals ensues.

 

[Warbie]

Who said Sega had lost it?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUmwUkPLBM

 

[CptStern]

this thread merge feels like a two headed abomination

 

[StarBob]

But I don't want to pee harder...